Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot, one of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were climbing the wall to enter the cemetery, two oranges dropped from the sack but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, adrunkard, on his way from a local pub passed by the cemetery gate and heard a voice:"One for me, one for you""One for me, one for u""One for me, one for u"... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the local priest.He said: "Father! father! please come with me - come and witness God and Satan sharing souls at the cemetery."They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued:"One for me, one for u""One for me, one for u""One for me, one for u"Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said:"What about the two outside the gate?"Hey! come and see marathon race .... even the priest almost overtook the drunk, shouting 'we are not dead yet....'