Choose from these 9 funny akpos jokes
Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps
TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?..
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it..
AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose , R-O-S-E
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.
Papa Akpos: My pikin (child) say you drive am commot
for school, Wetin he do?
Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he can't even spell "LION" ...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"......
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time on studies and find that WOMAN
Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?..
AKPOS: The ugly one is winning
Teacher: Who can state one difference between a Bird and a
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.