A little boy was asked to pray during dinner by his mom:-
"Dear Lord thank you for giving me such a
lovely family, please forgive our neighbours' son
for wrestling with my sister on her bed. Forgive their daughter too for eating sausage from my brother's pants whiles he slept on the sofa. Please provide clothes for all the naked women on dad's phone this cold season and give a house to the homeless man who uses mom's room when dad goes to work. AMEN!"