( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

Dumb kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the

barber whispers to his customer, "This is

the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I

prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and

two quarters in the other, then calls the

boy over and asks, "Which do you want,

son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That

kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees

the same young boy coming out of the ice

cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a

question? Why did you take the quarters

instead of

the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied,

"Because the day I take the dollar, the

game is over!"