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It is better to die this way

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An elderly man was on a bus in Warri, heading to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.

ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus ?

Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here.

YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. He put off the light.

After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched with her hands into the air and a serious odour came

out from her armpit.

All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the young man.

ELDERLY MAN : Light the cigar!.

YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.

ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the cigar!!!

YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]

ELDERLY MAN : Blow it into my nostrils. bloooow it now!!!.

YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.

ELDERLY MAN : It is better to did this way than to die that way.

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