( JOKES ) Stories from Africa

Fury of a Woman

A henpecked husband was advised by a

psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to

let your wife bully you," she said. "Go home and

show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice.

He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist

in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on

you're taking orders from me. I want my supper

right now, and when you get it on the table, go

upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am

going out with the boys. You are going to stay at

home where you belong. Another thing, you

know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the

undertaker."