A henpecked husband was advised by a
psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to
let your wife bully you," she said. "Go home and
show her you're the boss."
The husband decided to take the doctor's advice.
He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist
in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on
you're taking orders from me. I want my supper
right now, and when you get it on the table, go
upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am
going out with the boys. You are going to stay at
home where you belong. Another thing, you
know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the