The phone rings and the lady of the house
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent
his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?'
questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for
these expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop
your husband off somewhere in the middle of
town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with