Don't mind the Pastor

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It's an early morning mass and the Pastor says: 'Turn to your left and say to your neighbour 'it shall

be permanent in your life'.

A young boy turned to his left and saw a cripple. Apparently confused, he stared at the cripple for some minutes & said to him ''Don't mind the pastor''.

The cripple replied, ''na God save u (thank your stars), like

today I go (will) kill u"

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