It's an early morning mass and the Pastor says: 'Turn to your left and say to your neighbour 'it shall
be permanent in your life'.
A young boy turned to his left and saw a cripple. Apparently confused, he stared at the cripple for some minutes & said to him ''Don't mind the pastor''.
The cripple replied, ''na God save u (thank your stars), like
today I go (will) kill u"