THIS IS WHAT DIVORCE CAN BRING:
A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets the custody of the child.
THE WIFE... jumps up and says, 'your honour I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.'
The Judge turns to the husband and asked what he had to say!
THE MAN.. then said calmly "your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out... whose cash is
it...the MACHINE's OR MINE"??