Lucy: Guys! Let's play Mad Libs.
Emma: Yay! Mad Libs.
Lucy: Alright everybody circle up. First up Levy give me a person
Levy: Guy that works at Mc Donalds
Lucy: Does it have to be that specific?
Levy: Yes
Lucy: Emma, a Place
Emma: Brooklyn
Lucy: Gajeel, give me a verb.
Gajeel: ate a cow
Lucy: you don't have to be too specific.
Lucy: Erza, a noun
Erza: Horse
Lucy: Now Jellal, give me a proper name.
Jellal: boy or a girl
Lucy: Doesn't matter
Jellal: Jerome Cortez III
Lucy: Now Juvia give me a verb present tense
Juvia: Spanking
Lucy: Why?
Juvia: The best Mad Libs stories always have something sexual or weird in them.
Lucy: Now Gray give me a noun.
Gray: Cottage Cheese
Lucy: Now Laxus give me a verb
Laxus: Dance
Lucy: Mira give me a noun
Mira: Tea
Lucy: Now Larcade give me a Part of a body
Larcade: Butt
Lucy: Natsu, give me an adjective.
Natsu: Big
Lucy: Levy give me a relative
Levy: Mother
Lucy: Emma, an activity
Emma: Soap Carving
Lucy: Gajeel, Food Chain
Gajeel: Burger King
Lucy: Erza, a verb past tense
Erza: Slapped
Lucy: Jellal, a month, please.
Jellal: September
Lucy: Juvia, a verb present tense
Juvia: Sleeping
Lucy: Gray, a noun
Gray: Hot Air Balloon
Lucy: Laxus, a verb in the past tense
Laxus: Killed
Lucy: Mira, an adjective
Mira: Cute
Lucy: Larcade, a verb
Larcade: have sex
Lucy: Moving on....... Natsu give me a noun
Natsu: Goat
Lucy: Lastly, Levy, give me a plural noun.
Levy: dogs
Lucy: Alright finished.
Emma: Let's hear it!
Lucy:
A guy that works at Mc Donalds in Brooklyn was arrested this morning after he ate a cow in front of a horse. Jerome Cortez III had a history of spanking, but no one-not even his cottage cheese ever imagined he'd dance with a tea stuck in his butt.
"I always thought he was big, but I never thought he'd do something like this. Even his mother was surprised."
After a brief soap carving session, cops followed him to Burger King, where he repeatedly slapped the fry machine.
In September, a woman was charged with a similar crime. But rather than sleeping with a hot air balloon, she killed with a cute dog.
Either way, we imagined that after witnessing him have sex with a goat there is probably a whole lot of dogs that are going to need some therapy.
Natsu: Well that was something.
Larcade: *pulls out his phone* let's make this story even weirder shall we.
A few moments later
Larcade: Alright, now make way for this amalgamation of chaos that I just made.
Larcade: A young man working at McDonald's in Brooklyn was arrested this morning after riding a cow. Omeerme Cortez III tried to kill people, but no one wanted to drink tea, especially cheese. "I always thought it was fun, but I do not think so." My mother even you. After his briefing, police questioned Burger King, who was already asleep. In September, the woman was charged with one count of felony criminal mischief. But instead of sleeping on a ball, he killed a good dog. But when I saw sex with goats, I thought that many dogs should be kept.
Levy: How? and Why?
Larcade: The answer to that is Google Translate and curiosity.
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*inserts random emoji*
Just a random idea that popped in my head. Comment down below if you want more mad libs. Because I really enjoyed doing this.
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