SPOILER ALERT: This containes stuff from guardians of the galaxy, nothing that will destory the whole movie or anything, but it might not be funny if you haven't seen it.
[Peter Quill is online]
[Gamora is online]
[Groot is online]
[Rocket is online]
[Drax is online]
[Peter Parker is online]
Peter Quill: Well this place is cool.
Peter Parker: Hey, name buddy :3
Peter Quill: Who are you?
Peter Parker: Uh, Peter Parker... duh.
Peter Quill: You obviously are not...
Peter Parker: What is that supposed to mean?
Peter Quill: ...nothing. Fastest gets to be only Peter!
[Peter Quill has become Peter]
Peter Parker: Oh well then...
[Peter Parker has become Spiderman]
Peter: See, this is what I meant.
Spiderman: Ah, of course. Sorry, it's kinda a secret identity.
Peter: Well, you just revealed it...
Spiderman: Yeah I know. Anyway, who are you?
Peter: Star-Lord.
Spiderman: :3 I knew :D
Peter: Well, wow then. :|
Spiderman: And your friends?
Rocket: Rocket here.
Spiderman: You are a Raccon...
Peter: He's a hamster :3
Rocket: Oh shut up Quill, only because that one guy called me hamster doesn't mean I am! ...I regret telling you about it...
Groot: I AM GROOT!
Rocket: No, he is a boy, not a spider. Though I get your point, look at him!
Groot: I am groot.
Rocket: Nah, not really.
Spiderman: What...?
Peter: He's a tree, only Rocket knows what he's saying, and he never tells...
Groot: I am groot.
Gamora: Can you be quiet tree?
Rocket: That's a good point Groot.
Drax: I am Drax, nice to meet you Spider.
Spiderman: -.- mean...
Rocket: Well, you called me a raccon.
Spiderman: Because you ARE!
Rocket: Am not. How many raccons do you know that can speak...?
Spiderman: ...none.
Rocket: See, that's why I'm not a raccon.
Peter: No, you're a hamster.
Rocket: Quill, be quiet.
Spiderman: Hamsters can't speak either, just to put that out.
Rocket: See, not a hamster, not a raccon. Can you guys live with that?
Peter: Nah, not really.
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