Avengers Chatroom

Valentines Day

(A/N: Read all the online signs, I usually don't read them myself, but now it's humor about it.)

[Avengers is online]

[Skylar is online]

[Loki is online]

[Apple is online]

[Pepper is online]

[Patricia is online]

[Apple is offline]

Tony: She's in trouble... right?

Patricia: Oh so in trouble!

Pepper: She already is in trouble for being at Stark Tower...

Patricia: SHE WAS WHAT?!?!

Pepper: Yep.

[Patricia is offline]

Thor: YAY IT IS VALENTINES DAY!!!

Bruce: ....I hate valentines day.

Thor: NO BUT IT'S THE DAY OF LOVE!!! YOU CAN'T HATE IT DR. BANNER!!!

Loki: Then I hate it too.

Bruce: Well I do. I've got no love.

Tony: But... I love you.

Bruce: Not that way Tony, but I appreciate that you are my science bro.

Tony: Well, I like being your science bro too. All of you guys are like my family now.

Natasha: That is cute... weird.

Tony: Well well anyway. I think Rogers had something important to say. So go on Capsicle.

Steve: I hate you for being able to hack. Stark.

Tony: ;)

Steve: Okay then, umm Skylar. We've done a lot of things together now, and it hasn't been official yet. So I was wondering... since it's Valentines Day and all. Skylar Park. SNAPGETUP. Do you wanna be my girlfriend?

Skylar: Aww Steve! Yes :3

Tony: WHAT?! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED YET!!!!!

Steve: ....You knew I was going to say it.... -.- -.-

Skylar: ...angry strip poker Stark... angry strip poker...

Tony: O.O

Skylar: Hehe! Now c'mon Steve lets go make this genius' wish come true.

Steve: *smirk* And... maybe a little more.

Skylar: ;)

[Skylar is offline]

[Steve is offline]

Bruce: That was quick.

Tony: Yeah and she scares the hell out of me for getting Steve to do angry strip poker.

Bruce: Isn't that just strip poker?

Tony: No bud, no, it's much worse. You don't wanna know. It's a hell lot of fondue...

Bruce: Why does everybody suddenly call it fondue?

Tony: The author of this story promised to never call it, the other word, again.

Bruce: What...?!

Tony: ...Nothing...

Bruce: So.... Who taught you angry strip poker?

Tony: Skylar... -.-

Bruce: Ouch man.

Tony: That was not funny...