Prank- no Kittens

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[Tony is online]

[Tony has invited Apple online]

Tony: Ready for this?

Apple: Oh yeah!

[Natasha is online]

[Thor is online]

[Clint is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Steve is online]

[Skylar is online]

Natasha: TONY!!

Thor: WHERE IS MY POPTARTS AND MY BABIES?! WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!?!??!?!

Clint: WTF Thor? AND GIVE ME MY BOW BACK! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!

Steve: TONY!!

Skylar: APPLE YOU IDIOT!!!!

Apple: So what did you do?

Tony: Ask them ;)

Natasha: HE STOLE MY FREAKING CATSUIT!! HE STOLE ALL MY CATSUITS!!!

Clint: HE STOLE MY BOWS AND MY ARROWS!! I AM DYING SLOWLY!!!

Apple: Tecnically everyone is dying slowly...

Natasha: SHUT UP!

Thor: WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!?!?!?! WHERE ARE MY KITTENS?!?!?!?

Tony: Don't worry Thor, they're safe.

Clint: ... he's got kittens?

Tony: Yep. AND THEY ARE FREAKING CUTE!!!

Apple: I wanna come see them! *jumps into random car and drives over speed limit to Stark tower*

Apple: OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!

Steve: I wanna see them!! ^-^

Apple: Thor do they have names?

Thor: NO LADY A, YOU CAN GIVE THEM IF YOU WANT TO!

Apple: Okay guys, let's name the kittens.

Clint: What does they look like? ^-^

Tony: There are seven, one is black and white, one is this kinda blonde colour, one is totally black, one is dark brown, one is red (totes like Nat's hair), one is this light brown colour, and one is white.

Natasha: OMG THEY ARE US!!!

Apple: What do you mean?

Natasha: Black and white, Tony, blonde, Thor, black, Loki, dark brown, Bruce, red, me, light brown, Clint and white, Steve.

Steve: OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

Skylar: Aww, but I got none... :(

[Loki is online]

Loki: The black will be Loki Jr.

[Loki is offline]

Skylar: WTF?

Tony: Yeah I am wondering that too...

Clint: The me one will be Hawky!!!

Natasha: Aw the me one will be Natalia!

Clint: That's perfect!

Natasha: I know!!

Bruce: The me one will be called Science. No one has a say in that. And btw why didn't you prank me Tony? Not that I am complaining.

Tony: One word: Hulk. And the me one will be Stark. Because that sounds tough and the other kittens will respect him!

Apple: You said that just because it's your name. Didn't you?

Tony: ...maybe.

Apple: -.-

Steve: The me one will be Stevie.

Skylar: Did any of you bother to check what gender they are?

Tony: Ehm... of course I did! Genius over here, remember? They are just like us. One girl and the rest boys.

Clint: Thor? Can we keep them?

Thor: THE KITTENS ARE MINE MR. BARTON! I ACCEPT THE NAMES THEY ARE NOW GIVEN, BUT THE KITTENS BELONG TO ME.

Clint: :(

Natasha: Will you have them in Asgard?

Thor: YES, BUT I PROMISE TO TAKE THEM FOR VISIT!

Tony: Okay then. Bye Stark, I will miss you tough kitten!

Clint: Goodbye Hawky, take care of Natalia.

Natasha: Bye bye Talia, see you again soon.

[Loki is online]

Loki: Loki Jr. Please.

Thor: HERE YOU GO BROTHER! *hands kitten*

Loki: Thank you.

[Loki is offline]

Steve: Bye Stevie. Miss you already.

Skylar: Bye from me too Stevie.

Steve: Let's go do, you know *wiggles eyebrows*

Skylar: Coming Rogers.

[Steve is offline]

[Skylar is offline]

Tony: Why does Loki get to have his kitten? :( And why is Steve like... that ^ ?

Thor: BECAUSE LOKI IS OF ASGARD, AND HE IS MY BROTHER!

Natasha: It's still unfair, but bye anyway. Come on Clint.

Clint: Coming Nat.

[Natasha is offline]

[Clint is offline]

Tony: Yeah, I gotta go too. Coming Apple.

Apple: I am still not allowed to be in Stark Tower.

Tony: Do you care?

Apple: Not really.

Tony: Coming Bruce?

Bruce: Bye Science, I gotta go do science!

[Apple is offline]

[Tony is offline]

[Bruce is offline]

Thor: COME NOW KITTENS BACK TO ASGARD WE GO!

Kittens: Meow.

Thor: SURE YOU CAN HAVE SOME MILK WHEN WE GET THERE!

[Thor is offline]

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Hi, yeah. Did you see the movie reference? I like to do movie references. I always do it in real life and it's so cool. ehehehe. XD

So, um and there was also a reference to disney. Yeah I know I'm weird and watch disney and stuff. But hey I then have funny things. Does anyone know which part that reference was? It was from one of the shows, btw. I'll just leave it there. Probably none will know... But hey go on.

I hope you liked it. Vote and comment if you bother to do that. Thank you.

Jamie, xx

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