Avengers Chatroom

Reading the files

[Steve is online]

[Steve has uploaded The S.H.I.E.L.D. Files]

[Steve has invited everyone online]

Tony: What is this 'files' thing?

Steve: Read everybody, welcome to my world.

Apple: *sigh* Really...?

Patricia: Annabelle! You are not allowed online!!

Steve: Just read the files.

Pepper: Okay then...

Tony: This will be the same thing all over again...

Steve: JUST READ THE GODDAMN FILES!!!

Bruce: Okay, Okay calm down Rogers...

Apple: OH MY GOSH!! LOOK AT THIS!!

Tony: What?! what?!

Apple: Aha, Loki has a middle name!

Loki: HOW DO THEY KNOW STUFF LIKE THAT?!?!?

Thor: WHAT IS IT?! BROTHER YOU LIED TO ME!!!

Loki: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!! Now, bye!

[Loki is offline]

Apple: It's Sleipnir! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Thor: THAT'S THE NAME OF LOKI'S SON!!

Tony: LOKI HAS A SON??!! AND THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!

Apple: Yes, Loki has a son, he's a eight legged horse. And, OH MY GOSH!! LOKI WAS THE MOTHER!!!!

Natasha: WTF?!?!?

Steve: THAT'S SO DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLE!!! TO MUCH TERRIBLE FONDUE!! AHHHH!! *faints*

Skylar: WTF?! AND OMG, STEVE!! HE'S UNCONSICIOUS!!!

Patricia: You know, Apple. You shouldn't know this stuff...

Apple: I know XD

Steve: I'm back, keep reading.

Skylar: OMFG!!! XD XD

Tony: What?! WHAT?!

Skylar: Okay, so I read your file.

Tony: And...?

Skylar: You seriously gave SHIELD the list you made of all the people you ever had fondue with...? XD

Pepper: Anthony Edward Stark, is there something you have not told me?

Tony: THEY HAVE THAT?!?!? And you hang to much around Steve.

Skylar: No, I say it for a reason. Better than Steve's!

Steve: HEY! I have a reason!!

Clint: Yeah sure... and LOOK!!

Natasha: What is it?!

Clint: It is your middle name Nat.

Natasha: I don't- oh... ouch.

Clint: It's not that bad.

Natasha: That doesn't mean I like it...

Apple: So, are you gonna say what it is?!

Clint: I'll just say your full name. It's Natalia Alianovna Romanova.

Pepper: That is russian.

Steve: I knew.

Natasha: That's all you've got to say?

Tony: Yeah.

Thor: LOOK AT THIS!!

Skylar: What?

Thor: THEY HAVE RATED US ON A LIST AFTER HOW DANGEROUS WE ARE!!

Steve: I knew that too. I knew all of this, except that terrible Loki-fondue thing...

Apple: Oh GOSH NO!

Patricia: Your full name is there, isn't it?

Apple: ...yes. DX

Steve: Annabelle Kathylyn Darbaska Othilia Rhodes.

Apple: Ugh...

Tony: Is that your name?!!! OMFG!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!

Pepper: What were you thinking Trish...?

Patricia: Oh it wasn't me. I'm not an idiot and would never call her that. No it was all James' idea...

Apple: My dad is an idiot... -.-

Patricia: We all know darling.

Steve: Do I need to tell you to keep reading, guys?

Tony: Apple?!! Are you a SHIELD agent?! oOo

Apple: Of course I am. Do you even read anything at all. And since we talking about it, when will you and Pepper's wedding be?

Tony: We were not talking about that, and if you must know. I don't know.

Apple: Sorry for asking then...

Skylar: Steve, you got your wish. We've read the files. Maybe we'll even read some more in the future, but can we leave now?

Steve: You can leave, if you and I can-

Skylar: Whatever Steve. Bring your dirty head over here.

Steve: ;)

[Chatroom is empty]

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