Avengers Chatroom

Oh crap

[Avengers are online]

[Skylar is online]

[Apple is online]

[Loki is online]

[Dom is online]

[Bucky is online]

Apple: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!

Bucky: LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO LA LA LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO!!!

Loki: TOUCH ME LIKE YOU DO TA TA TOUCH ME LIKE YOU DO!!

Apple: WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!

Tony: ...Okay

[Avenginator is online]

Avenginator: Hello sirs, what may I do for you?

Bruce: oh yeah!

Tony: It worked!! You can-

Avenginator: Take over the world?? Thank you.

Tony: no wait! What?!

Bucky: oh crap

Bruce: power off

Avenginator: I don't think so *sprays gas*

Everyone: *faints*

Avenginator: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Avenginator is offline]

*one hour later*

*screams and flames can be heard in le background*

*dragon flies past window*

Bucky: *wakes up* *groans* what the crap

Steve: *groans too* *opens eyes* dafuq

Bucky: Why are all the others like asleep or something...?

Tony: *lies on top of chair*

Bruce: *lies on top of Tony*

Steve: dafuq

*dragon screeches*

*people scream*

Bucky: crap...

Steve: I think we have a problem

Bucky: Oh you don't say...

Steve: ...not the time sassmaster

Bucky: theres always time for sass you lamo

Steve: jerk

Bucky: yeah yeah

Loki: okay so why is there a dragon out there...?

Steve: wait, where did you come from?!

Loki: I was here like, the entire time... I was just taken out for like twenty seconds...

Steve: and what have you been doing for like an hour?!

Loki: tried to wake you guys of course. I think it's the serums that you have inside that made you wake up so fast the others are probably gonna be out for a couple more hours

Bucky: how do you know that?

Loki: I know my science

Steve: ...okay so we need to do something

Bucky: ...nice of you to say, it's not like we already thought about it you looser

Steve: thanks for letting me know sassmaster but this really isn't THE DAMN RIGHT TIME!!!

Bucky: ...whatever

Loki: so what do we do?

Steve: well we're obviously not science nerds

Bucky: ...or doctors

Loki: -.- ...I am

Steve: really?

Loki: Yeah, I know how this Avenginator works so I can stop it, while you guys should probably do some research on how to fight dragons

Bucky: oooh we could watch how to train your dragon! Maybe we'd learn something!

Steve: I hope you were being sarcastic rn

Bucky: ...what do you think?

Steve: very good sassmaster

*dragon flies past again*

Bucky: crap

Steve: I really wish I was fireproof rn

Bucky: Loki you should guard the tower while we go and fight some dragons *pulls out giant axe*

Steve: *takes up shield and gun* agreed

Loki: roger that

Bucky: let's go little guy

Steve: right behind you sassmaster

Bucky: till the end of the line

Steve: I'm starting to think it's quite long

Bucky: let's hope you jerk

Steve: yeah stupid

[Steve is offline]

[Bucky is offline]

Loki: oh crap

[Loki has disconnected chatroom]

______________

well crap

...

I started watching Sherlock on Saturday

well

It's incredible

Benedict and Martin are both brilliant

But like

Johnlock frustrates me a whole lot

why can't they just admit that they love each other goddammit

And there's also a million years until the next episode

*bawls eyes out*

y u doin dis to me

Okay I'm done

All my TV-shows are either soon done with the season or already done and I have to wait a year or two for the next one :(