Avengers Chatroom

SCOTCH PARTAY!!

[Avengers is online]

[Skylar is online]

Tony: I annouce that tonight we will have a party!

Natasha: For what?

Tony: SCOTCH!

Natasha: ... -.-

Clint: C'mon Tasha, let's join them :D

Natasha: Fine...

Tony: SCOTCH

Skylar: PARTAY!!!

Steve: And I'll drag your drunken asses to bed... Great...

Bruce: I'll help you Steve...

Steve: What? You won't drink scotch with them?!

Bruce: I'll just Hulk-out, I can only get drunk during drunk science...

Steve: Oh, I see...

[Steve is offline]

[Bruce is offline]

Tony: *hands scotch to everyone*

Skylar: SCOTCH PARTAY!!!

Clint: WOOOOHP WOOP!!

Natasha: *sigh* *drinks glass of scotch*

[Tony is offline]

[Skylar is offline]

[Clint is offline]

[Natasha is offline]

Thor: POPTARTS!

[Thor is offline]

[It's been an hour]

[Avengers minus Thor is online]

[Skylar is online]

Tony: SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH!

Skylar: WOOOH I AM INVISIBLE! YOU CAN'T SEE ME! WHERE AM I? WHERE AM I? AHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!

Steve: ... -.-

Clint: Come my agent catsuit *rawr*

Natasha: *purr purr* Catch me Birdbrain.

Bruce: Really...? when did Birdbrain become something flirtatious.

Clint: *kisses*

Natasha: *kisses back*

[Clint is offline]

[Natasha is offline]

Steve: TURN AROUND BRUCE! *covers Bruce's eyes*

Bruce: ... Seriously Steve? I am not a child... -.-

[Loki is online]

Loki: BRUCE FACE!!

Bruce: OH SHUT UP!

Tony: ANOTHER!! *hands scotch to everyone*

Steve: *gives scotch to Skylar* Here you go!

Skylar: *drinks both shots*

Bruce: Throws glass at wall. I am tired I am leaving!

[Bruce is offline]

Steve: NO! Bruce I need you to help me get them to bed!!!

Steve: JARVIS! Get rid of the scotch please.

JARVIS: Yes sir. *hides scotch*

Tony: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHERE IS MA SCOTCH!!

Steve: C'mon everyone! Get to bed! *drags Tony's drunken ass to bed*

Tony: ...no, ma scotch...

[Tony is offline]

Skylar: I'll go by myself! *tries to go up the stairs, fails*

Steve: Here Skylar, I'll help you. *helps her up and half carries her to room*

Skylar: Goodnight Captain. *collapses on bed*

[Skylar is offline]

Steve: Goodnight Sky. *kisses forehead, then leaves*

[Steve is offline]

Loki: Ewww.... mortals..

[Loki is offline]

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AWW! STYLAR!!! *fangirls*

Thanks for over 200 reads btw! I love you so much!! I really hope you enjoy reading this weird story!! :D

Jamie, xx