Clintasha VS. Iron Widow

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[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

Tony: So, why did you agree to go on this date?

Natasha: Because Clint needed to man up. It didn't work I see.

Tony: Soon it will.

Natasha: He will go all Widow on you.

Tony: I know Nat.

Natasha: So, Thank you for the dinner anyway, another to the weekend?

Tony: Sure, I love to drink scotch with you ;-)

Natasha: Doesn't everybody...?

Tony: Yeah.

Natasha: See you then Ton.

Tony: Later Nat.

[Natasha is offline]

[Katniss is online]

[Captain Rogers is online]

Katniss: *sniff* How did the date go...? *sniff*

Tony: Great, Natasha is wonderful!

Katniss: Can you at least do it better and CHANGE my name? *sniff*

Tony: Yeah sure bud.

[Katniss has become Clint]

Captain Rogers: Mine though...

Tony: Ah, nope Rogers.

Captain Rogers: :(

[Bruce is online]

Bruce: Hey Ton!

Tony: What?

Bruce: SCOTCH!!

Tony: WHOOOO!!

Bruce: WHOOOO!!

Tony: DRUNK SCIENCE!

[Tony is offline]

[Bruce is offline]

Captain Rogers: What...?

Clint: ...

[Clint is offline]

[Captain Rogers is offline]

[Four hours later]

[Clint is online]

[Tony is online]

[Natasha is online]

Natasha: I am so exited for later Tony!

Tony: You will love Romanoff River!

Clint: Romanoff WHAT?!

Natasha: Ton bought me a river!

Clint: Grrr...

Tony: It was worth it Nat <3

Clint: OH YOU DIDN'T JUST GO THERE! STAY AWAY FROM NATASHA YOU STUPID PLAYBOY! GET AWAY FROM MY LADY OR I'LL RIP APART YOUR SUIT AND KILL YOUR LOVELY ASSISTANT BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH IT HURT SEEING YOU TAKING HER FROM ME! SO STAY AWAY AND NEVER EVER GET CLOSE TO HER AGAIN!!

Tony: OMG, FINALLY! What is wrong with you Clint! How could you just let me steal Natasha from you like this?!

Clint: What...? You planned this?!

Natasha: Of course we did Clint! I would never love anyone else than you!!

Clint: Aww <3

Tony: YAY! CLINTASHA!!

[Clint is offline

[Tony is offline]

[Natasha is offline]
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I told you! CLINTASHA!!! See you next part ;-)

Jamie, xx

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