What happens when you watch fondue

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(A/N: There is, almost, a lot of cursing in this one)

[Skylar is online]

[Apple is online]

Skylar: AHHHH MY EYES! THEY BURN!!

Apple: Dafuq dafuq dafuq!! HOLY SHIZZ!!

Skylar: AHHHH APPLE TURN AROUND!! *covers Apple's eyes*

Apple: AAHHHHH EWW EW EW!!!

Skylar: CLOSE YOUR EYES STUPID!!!

Apple: EW EW DAFUQ DAFUQ!!!

Skylar: HOLY SHIZZ WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!?!?!?

Apple: EWW EWWWW!!

Skylar: HOLY SHIZZ MOTHER OF ODIN WHAT DAFUQ?!?!?!

Apple: SHIZZ SHIZZ SHIZZ!! HOLY MOTHER OF STEVE ROGERS WHAT DAFUQ HECK HECK HECK!!!

Skylar: HOLY F*CK OF GOD WHAT DAFUQ HELP ME!! IT'S DISTURBING YET I CAN'T TURN AROUND!! IT'S LIKE BEING BABYSIT BY HULK!! JUST WORSEEEE!!!!!!

Apple: Woah, so this is how it is...?

Skylar: NO THIS IS WORSE!!

Apple: I can't believe this is fondue...

Skylar: And you were the one trying to show me... OH EWWW!

Apple: Are u sure this is really the making of a child...? UGH I AM GONNA THROW UP!!

Skylar: Yes. AND WHY DAFUQ ARE WE WATCHING STARK NAKED?!?!?!?

Apple: I DON'T KNOW!!!

[Steve is online]

[Bruce is online]

Steve: WOAH!! EW EW FONDUE FONDUE HELP ME!!! ALARM WE GOT FONDUE, I REPEAT FONDUE!BAD FONDUE, REALLY BAD FONDUE!!!

Apple: ...

Bruce: AHHHH WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!

Skylar: Ehm, watching Stark's camera system?

Steve: -.-

Bruce: ...Really?

Apple: I told her I would show her real fondue, okay?!

Bruce: Bad plan.

Apple: Yes... I got showed real fondue... not aunt Skye. Please don't tell my mother! She freaks out if I watch kissing... on TV... -.-

Steve: NO! THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE! YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT IT. AHHH EWWW....

[Steve is offline]

Bruce: Ehm... I'll just go do science... maybe I'll be able to forget...

[Bruce is offline]

Apple: NO SHE WILL KILL ME!! AND THEN PEPPER WILL KILL ME!! AND THEN TONY WILL KILL ME!! AHH I'M GONNA DIE!!!

Skylar: OMG WHAT DAFUQ!! WHY THE HECK ARE WE STILL WATCHING THIS?!?!?!

Apple: OH EWWW!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED BEFORE WE STARTED!!!

Skylar: OH UGH!! Lets just go!

Apple: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Skylar: And promise we will never do anything like this ever again...

Apple: I promise!

[Apple is offline]

[Skylar is offline]

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Well, crazy people. Ha ha hope you liked it ;)

Jamie,xx

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