Christmas Carol
Dressed up in her gay apparel
Down the road sped Christmas Carol
Tinsel wrapped around her head
Chewing on a piece of gingerbread
'Greetings greetings, seasons cheer
Would you like a gin or a pint of beer'
Christmas Carol hugged her mum
'I'd like a rum pum pum per pum pum'
Granny said, 'I remember when
You and your sister were little children'
She used to tug poor old dolly's hair
And you pulled off the ears of her teddy bear'
'Now now', mum said, 'here's your present
It's a pretty picture of a Chinese pheasant'
'Mum 'tis wonderful', daughter replied
Through tightly clenched teeth, Christmas Carol lied
'Here for you Gran is box for your teeth
Meticulously made of artificial gold leaf'
'Well that's super, thank you very much
I'll keep in in the cupboard with my bed pan and crutch'
'Marvellous Mum here's a scuba diving set
You swim like a fish and you're always getting wet'
Christmas Carol's mum whispered, 'that's caus your fella
Ran off with dirty Gerty and my pink umbrella'
'Let's pull a cracker, let's eat some foods
Sometimes the jokes can be funny and lewd'
Christmas Carol bit a great chunk from a leg
But the turkey needed cooking, it was still pretty red
'Let us all be thankful, just like Tiny Tim
And listen to the queens speech', Christmas Carol grinned
'God bless you all', said the monarch regally
So they all thanked the Lord and the Angel on the tree.
🎄🎄🎄
Steve
@silenttomorrows
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Elf Chronicle 2019
FantasyThis book is a daily chronicle of wandering elf events... better known as, elfvents amongst the learned knowers who persist in the knowing of such things.