nuttehness:
For Eridan: ==> Lick Sollux's eyes
For sollux: ==> Dye Eridans hair yellow
"Wwhat the fuck?"
"How do you liick 2omebody2 eye2? Let2 do your haiir fiir2t...that2 ea2y."
"Wwhat? No! I don't want fuckin yelloww hair! Wwhat the fuck?"
"Relax fii2h face."
"No! Fuck no! I don't wwant your color as my hair color!"
"Two late two back out." *grabs his hand and drags him to the bathroom*
"Sol! No!!!"
*an hour later...*
"I can't believve I fuckin let you dye my hair yelloww."
"II thiink iit look2 good."
"Of course you do. It's fuckin yelloww!"
"Hehe."
"Wwhat wwas that other thin wwe had to do?"
"Oh fuck."
"I havve to lick your eyes!? Are you serious?"
"Fuck! Ju2t get iit over wiith."
"Is this evven safe?"
"Who care2. Ju2t get iit over wiith."
*keeps eyes open*
"Um....okay.." *sticks tongue out and lick it*
"That felt fuckiing weiird!!!!"
"Wwhy the fuck wwould anyone do that!?"
Charlienitram12:
Karkat: SO ERIDAN DO YOU AGREE THAT SOLLUX F*** CHEATS IN VIDEO GAMES, AND ALSO GET IN A GOG DAMN ROOM NEPETA WONT STOP SHIPPING YOU GUYS IN EITHER BLACK OR RED. LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY PICK ONE!
"2up KK."
"Hey Kar. And yeah he fuckin cheats all the time!"
"No II don't! You guy2 ju2t 2uck! Gog!"
*both yell simultaneously*
"AND SHUT UP KARKAT!"
*both blush*
ZzShadowNightmareZz:
/POURS A LOVE POTION IN A GLASS OF HONEY. .... H3y S0| _*grins innocently* I w@nt U To Drink DIs :3
*looks at honey*
"Thii2 look2 liike miind honey."
"I don't think anyone wwould givve that to you."
"But 2tiill....how can II know? II don't wanna rii2k anythiing happeniing..."
"Yeah..."
"2orry...IIm not drinking thii2. Thank2 but, how do II know what2 iin iit or not? "
I'm so evil...sorry. -erisolshipper
kar-kitten:
Can you both tell an embarrassing story :)
"An enbarrassin story...."
"Thii2 2hould bee ea2y for you. II bet EVERYTHIING ii2 embarra22iing." *grins*
"shut up sol."
"Hehe."
"Um....can I say one about sol?"
"II don't have anythiing embarra22iing."
"Oh yes...you do..."
"Liike what?"
"Yay! Story time~. Wwell sol, you lost a bet wwith Terezi that one time remember?"
".....oh fuck!"
"Hehe...he lost a bet and he had to-"
*gets cut off with psionics*
"Oh yeah, well ED got caught by hii2 lu2u2 iin hii2 march clothe2 2iingiing Troll Britney Spears."
*eridans face goes deep violet*
*stops psionics*
"Howw the fuck did you knoww about that!?!?!" *tackles him to the floor*
"Your lu2u2 ha2 a lot two talk about when he2 bored." *laughs*
"Fuck you!" *slaps sollux*
"Hey they wanted two know!" *pushes him*
"Yeah but the bet you lost, you had to change your screen savver on your husk to-"
"Don't you fuckiing dare."
"A bucket filled....."
"ED...II-IIM 2eriiou2!"
"Yelloww and purple~"
"Not my fault! IIt wa2 a bet!"
"Then Wwhy did you keep it like that for a wweek longer than the bet?" *raise eyebrow*
"II- II forgot!"
"Shore you did...."
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Ask Sollux And Eridan
FanfictionHey me and fii2hdiick are bored 2o we decided two an2wer 2ome que2tiion2 and 2tuff liike that. I'm so bored I actually agreed to do this wwith him.... Just ask us something so wwe havve something to do. Or wwhatevver..... (Just leave a question in...
