How BTS tried to preserve your innocence

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When you were still debuting, the boys tried to preserve your innocence and never talk about dirty-things. But sometimes, they slip and had to make an excuse for that. But obviously, they failed at doing so.

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EunJieun: Oppa! Why do you beat a kitten?! That's cruel!

LeadahDestruction: Huh? I never beated a small kitty.

EunJieun: But in a song you said so!

LeadahDestruction: W-what?!

EunJieun: 'Imma beat that pussy like you never ever felt before' what does this mean then!!!??

LeadahDestruction: Y-Yah! I-It's...

LeadahDestruction added JinMotherFairy

LeadahDestruction: Hyung! You explain! I'm out byeee!

LeadahDestruction went offline

JinMotherFairy: U-Um so... *tells the story of a 13-year-old Namjoon and the actual meaning*

EunJieun: please give me holy water.

JinMotherFairy: I wish I could.

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Jieun: Jimin-Oppa! What is fuck?

Jin: YAH WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT

Jieun: Jimin Oppa was watching a show, it heard a word and it said 'please fuck me' and whined.

All the boys: JIMIN

Jimin: SORRY I DIDN'T THINK MY EARPHONES WERE THAT LOUD!

Hoseok: but you shouldn't watch that in the first place with Jieun as your roomate!

Yoongi: ^ Agree.

Jieun: please tell me what it means!!!

Namjoon: Well you see...

Taehyung: It's a way of saying to stay away from you. Say 'FUCK YOU' to an inappropriate person and wala!! He left.

Jimin: YEAH!

Jin: YEAH!

Jieun: But why did Jungkook said it's for sex?

Jungkook: well.... hyungs..... so—

All the boys except kookie: JEON JUNGKOOK

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