Lance= I am a mermaid boi
Keith= Fire King
Pidge= Hacking legend
Shiro= Space dad
Allura= Queen
Coran= Almighty Mustache God
Hunk= Better than Gordon Ramsay
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I am a mermaid boi: UGHHHHH
Hacking Legend: Wat's ur problem?
I am a mermaid boi: I am so done with being single
Better than Gordon Ramsay: Than ask him out
Hacking legend: Yeah I'm so sick of dealing with ur pining Lance
Hacking Legend: It's getting super old
I am a mermaid boi: NO!
I am a mermaid boi: He doesn't like me
I am a mermaid boi: I refuse to embarrass myself further
I am a mermaid boi: Nope nope nopety nope nope nopers
Better than Gordon Ramsay: At this point we'll be twenty by the time he asks him out
Hacker Legend: U backing out of our bet?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: u wish
I am a mermaid boi: Wat bet?
Better than Gordon Ramsay: I bet that you'll ask him out this year
Hacking Legend: I bet you'll get together from an accidental confession
I am a mermaid boi: You guys r gonna be broke cuz neither of those is gonna happen
Space dad: I'm confused
Space dad: Wats happening rn?
Hacking Legend: Lance is pining for this guy but he refuses to ask him out cuz he thinks he doesn't like him back
I am a mermaid boi: I KNOW he doesn't like me back!
Space dad: 'he'?
I am a mermaid boi: I am the bisexual ;)
Space dad: Cool
I am a mermaid boi: Cool?
Space dad: Yep. I don't really care who u like. Love is love.
I am a mermaid boi: TT_TT
I am a mermaid boi: AWWWW
I am a mermaid boi: My heart
I am a mermaid boi: Thx Shiro
Queen: I do not understand. What is 'bisexual'?
I am a mermaid boi: It means I like both guys and girls
Queen: Is that uncommon where you come from?
I am a mermaid boi: Not...uncommon. Just generally not accepted.
Queen: I see
Queen: Thank you, Lance for sharing this with us
Almighty Mustache God: So who is this boy you are pine treeing?
