All Roads Lead To Home (DW fan fic)

Goodbye Steven Moffat (One Last Time Parody)

[Fandom:]

Moffat, you asked to see me?

[Moffat:]

I know you're busy

[Fandom:]

What do you need, sir? Sir?

[Moffat:]

I wanna give you a word of warning

[Fandom:]

Sir, I don't know what you heard

But whatever it is, Chibnall started it

[Moffat:]

Chris Chibnall resigned this morning

[Fandom:]

You're kidding

[Moffat:]

I need a favor

[Fandom:]

Whatever you say, sir, Chibnall will pay for his behavior

[Moffat:]

Shh

Talk less

[Fandom:]

I'll use the press

I'll write under a pseudonym, you'll see what I can do to him

[Moffat:]

I need you to draft an address

[Fandom:]

Yes! He resigned

You can finally speak your mind

[Moffat:]

No, he's stepping down so he can run for Director

[Fandom:]

Ha. Good luck defeating you, sir

[Moffat:]

I'm stepping down, I'm not running for Director

[Fandom:]

I'm sorry, what?

[Moffat:]

One last time

Relax, have a drink with me

One last time

Let's take a break tonight

And then we'll teach them how to say goodbye