101 Ways to ditch the Date | SIRIUS BLACK

101 Ways to ditch the Date

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❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞

❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞

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Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls and Ora was determined not to just be another funny anecdote. When her inevitable date with Sirius Black rolls around, she was determined to outwit the master in the form of a ridiculously long terms and conditions agreement that she brought with her... not a very conventional first date but oh well. It was all 'fairly standard' to make it look bigger but the real gem was the truth clause: an agreement that Sirius had to tell her every way he'd ever ditched girls in the hopes that she could figure out his ways and outwit him.

However, the stories that Ora uncovered turned out to be more awful yet enthralling than she'd expected and Ora finds herself being lured back every day for more...

- C A S T -

- Ben Barnes as Sirius Black -

- Daphne Groenveld as Orabelle 'Ora' Dakota -

- A L S O   F E A T U R I N G -

• Aaron Taylor-Johnson as James Potter • Andrew Garfield as Remus Lupin • Philip Wiegratz as Peter Pettigrew  • Karen Gillan as Lily Evans • Camilla Mendez as Marlene McKinnon • Analeigh Tipton as Mary MacDonald • Imogen Poots as Dorcas Meadowes • Elizabeth Olsen as Emmeline Vance •

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This is actually based off a very small passage in the Idiot with the Glasses were Sirius ditches a girl by claiming James is dead and a few of you wanted me to write so... I did! I don't know where the name Orabelle came from but I kind of like the ship name 'Siribelle' so there we are. Anyway, hope you enjoy! - E x