Why Don't We Preferences

Best Man Speech//why don't we

Corbyn-
Best man- Daniel
       Dainel got ready, rising up from his seat and taking the microphone into his hands.
     "Hi everyone am Daniel Seavy and am so honored to be the best man at Corbyn and y/n wedding. Well mostly y/n, Corbyn had to say in anything" he started and everyone cracked up.

"Corbyn, Myself and the boys have known eachother since the bad formed 5 years ago, but he had some trouble picking the best man. He first asked his richest friend to be the best man but he said no.." he started, nudging Jack.

"Then he asked his funniest friend and he also said no.." he smiled, nudging Zach shoulder.

" ...Then he asked his best looking friend that be his bestman but he also said no.." he finished, nudging Jonah shoulder last.

" ..Then he asked me and after asking 3 times I couldn't refuse again" He sighed, as everyone laughed loudly.

" I just wanted to say that I think y/n and Corbyn are perfect for eachother and I wish them all the happiness in the world and may all there up's and down's be in the bedroom" he sits down, as the laughter continues.

Jack-
Best man- Jonah
"Hello everyone, am Jonah. I've known Jack for a long time now and I've got to know him like the back of my hand. I was going to start off my speech with a poem but I couldn't think of anything that ryhme with 'beer' or ' noddle hair' , now even 'whipped' so that idea was out the window" he started as everyone chuckled.

"As everyone who is married they know that marriage is all about teamwork. I'm sure Jack and y/n will make a wonderful team. Jack will wear the pants in the relationship,but y/n will tell him which pair to wear because he doesn't have a good sense of fashion, in my opinion" He smiled as everyone laughed again.

"So today men have lost another catch but for the woman, nothing has really changed.
Our Famdom will kill me if they hear me say that"
he laughed

"Despite all the jokes, Jack and y/n make eachother very happy and the love they share will always be there. I wish them all the best and we love you..Jack and y/n. Take care of our noddle head or we will haunt you down. To Jack and y/n" he cheers as everyone started clapping fir the bestman.

Jonah-
Bestman- Zach

" After marriage you go through 3 important stages that are sex. All over the house sex, bedroom sex and hallway sex. Don't give me that look Jonah. I know your family and in-laws are all present but this is once in a lifetime chance so let me have this one" he teases as Jonah gives him a dirty look.

"Anyways, obviously all over the house sex comes after the wedding, you can't keep your hands off eachother, you do it in the kitchen, the bathroom, wherever, just like you were doing it in the beginning of your relationship" he smiles

" Oops, I think that was a little bit extra" he laughs as everyone cracks up, even the parents.

"Bedroom sex is original sex that happens when you settled down a bit.Hallway sex....that comes years into the marriage, and it happens when one of you is leaving the house and you shout 'screw you' in the hallway" he concluded as everyone laughs loudly

" I don't think that will ever happen with these two..
They can never get enough of eachother" he says as everyone continues laughing.
"Congratulations to y/n and Jonah" he says

Daniel-
Bestman- Jack

"Ahhh...Daniel. Our little baby! There so much to say about Daniel its hard to fit it in a speech"

"So recently, Daniel and y/n had asked to everyone that has a key to their apartment to please return them. After Daniel collected the keys he gave them to y/n "

"Since Daniel gave her the keyes, y/n was shocked so she asked Daniel who had all the keys and his exact words were 'all the girls. Even the grandmas had them. I lose my keys easily he shrugged thinking nothing of it"

"y/n was furious thinking that girlfriend and one night stands had all the keys and the olny people that had the keys were her parents and her best friend and now she knows the girls he was talking about was his sister, Mom and HIS Grandmas. y/n didn't speak to him for days and Daniel was desperate."

"Anyways Daniel is the brother none of us ever wanted " he laughed as everyone chuckled.

" His jokes were always and he is always there when you need him. "There are 3RINGS IN MARRIAGE ..the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the catering- lets eat .TO DANIEL AND Y/N" he cheers as everyone cheers along.

Zach-
Bestman- Corbyn

"Zach is the baby of why don't we as most of you may know, but he acts like he is an adult sometimes, but he is the glue in the group he keeps us together."

"I remember when I went with him to get his first tattoo. He was so scared that he made me hold his hand and then I had to call y/n to clam him down. But it was all worth it, I mean it wasn't his last tattoo." he explained.

" Zach adores Y/n to bits. I mean when we saw her walking down the isle everyone had there mouths open but Zach has had his mouth open since the day he meet y/n !" Corbyn said smiling at you and Zach.

" Everyone has a special bond with the person that is perfect for you, But they have a bond that I have never seen. I remember one time y/n was missing in New York, Zach almost had a panic attack. I hope they give me nephews and nieces soon, but knowing them I know they will" He states as everyone chuckles.

"TO ZACH AND Y/N" Corbyn cheers as well as everyone in the room.