Sanders Sides One Shots

[20] Sincerely, Me

Original: September 6, 2017

July 5, 2018
Yeahhhh this is perfection.👌

"Dear Logan Sanders, we've been way to out of touch,

Things have been crazy, and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

But I should tell you that I think of you each night,

I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight–"

"Why would you write that?!" Logan said, freaked out about what his friend, Roman, typed.

"I'm just trying to tell the truth," he said, looking bored.

"These emails have to be perfect, these email have to show that we were actually friends. Just-I'll do it," Logan said, shoving Roman away from the laptop and typing on it instead.

"I gotta tell ya life without you has been hard-"

"Hard?" Roman asked.

"Has been bad-"

"Bad?"

"Has been rough."

"Kinky," Roman said, eyebrows quirking up. Logan, however, looked like he would do anything to strangle the man beside him.

"And I miss talking about life and... other stuff."

"Very specific..."

"Shut up!" Logan said, clearly very infuriated by his response.

"I like my parents-"

"Who says that?" Roman said, gasping, clearly his reactions are very fake.

"I love my parents but each days another fight.

If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright."

"Smoking drugs..."

"Just fix it!"

"If I stop smoking crack–"

"Crack?!"

"If I stop smoking pot, then everything might be alright~

I'll take your advice, I'll try to be more 'nice'.

I'll turn it around, wait and see!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!

It's easy to change if you give it your attention!

All you gotta do, is believe you can be who you wanna be.

Sincerely, me."

"Are we done yet?" Roman groaned, sounding as if he will pass out any minute. He is quite a good actor.

"Well, I can't just give them one email, I want to show I was a good friend... y'know?" Logan said, really unsure of what he is really supposed to say.

"Oh my god.." Roman said, before turning around again to start typing.

"Dear Virgil Sanders, yes I also miss our talks,

Stop doing drugs just try to, take deep breaths and go on walks-"

"No," Roman said, a disapproving feature on his face.

"I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees-"

"No."

"You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise."

"Absolutely not."

"Dude, I'm proud of you, just keep pushing through,

You're turning around, I can see."

"Just wait and see!"

"'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!

It's easy to change if you give it, your attention!

All you gotta do, is believe you can be who you wanna be.

Sincerely, me-"

"My best friend's hot!"

If you didn't know, Patton was Virgil's best friend. He is also Logan's secret crush. He never told anyone else except for Princey.

"What the hell?!"

"My bad."

"Dear Logan Sanders, thanks for every note you've sent."

"Dear Virgil Sanders, I'm just glad to be your friend."

"Our friendship goes beyond, your average kind of bond."

"But not because he's gay."

"Oh, yes, I'm very gay."

"We're close, but not that way the only man that I love is my dad-"

"dy," Logan said, making Roman nearly choke on air. He secretly-not really-ships Logan with Patton. I mean, don't we all?

"Well, anyway!"

"Your getting better everyday."

"I'm getting better everyday."

"Your-"

"Getting-"

"Better-"

"Every-"

"Day!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!

It's easy to change if you give it your attention!

All you gotta do, is believe you can be who you wanna be,

Sincerely-"

"Miss you dearly..."

"Sincerely, me!"

"Sincerely, me," Virgil said, saluting to them before running away into the abyss.

"Sincerely, me!"

SINCERELY ME!