Minions Jokes (facebook page)

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So, I'm tired as h*ll and am at work but I'm on my break and I thought I'd write a chap!
These Quotes are from the Facebook's page called 'Minion Jokes' and I Do Not own either Facebook, nor Minion Jokes. 🙂
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"It's not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters."
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"I smile and act like nothing's wrong. It's called dealing with life and staying strong."
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"Do you ever just want to move somewhere new where no one knows who you are and start all over again?"
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"It takes a strong heart to love,
But it takes an even stronger heart to continue to love after it's been hurt."
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"I am temporarily out of order please try again later."
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"Do good for others.
It will come back to you in unexpected ways."
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"It's not the 'Goodbye' that hurts...
It's the flashbacks and the memories that follow."
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"Does anyone else cry when they get angry!?"
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"Some people call them grey hairs,
I call them stress highlights."
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"When you miss somebody but you can't do anything about it."
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"I forget Dates, Names, Password, Keys, Cell Phones, Promises...
But when I hear an old song I remember lyrics immediately."
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"I'm so tired of:
1. Fake friends
2. Drama
3. Liars
4. Being ignored
5. Getting hurt."
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"I cried when you passed away.
I still cry today.
Although I loved you dearly, I couldn't make you stay.
A golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands at rest.
God broke my heart to prove to me he only takes the best.
Keep this rose going for anyone in heaven that you've loved and lost and keep in your heart."
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"I still watch cartoons and I don't care how old I am!" 😋
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"Raise your hand if you're CRAZY!"
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"Forget sexy!
Is anyone working on bringing back
Intelligence
And
Common sense?"
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"So many suffer alone, lets say a prayer today for every person battling depression."
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"My sister
May not always be at my side but she is always in my heart."
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"I'm not old
I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moved my knees,
I turned my neck....
Everything made the same noise:
'CrrrrrraaaaaaacccccK!'
.....And I came to a conclusion:
I am not old,
I am crispy!"
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"I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills!"
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How'd you like this one?
Like I said before, Everything above is from the page on Facebook named "Minion Jokes"
And I own neither!
I can seriously relate to many of these 😂
But oh my gosh am I about to fall asleep...
Sorry if theres any typos!
I'll publish this when I get home (after my nap 😆)
Ttfn peoples~

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