Random Quotes and Sayings

Pirates Of The Caribbean

Avast! It's time for some Pirates of the Caribbean! And yes this means ALL of the movies!
I'll announce when the next movie's Quotes begin (Just in case yah haven't seen that one!)
So, this is going to be a BIG project! (I had to do it on my 'word' app!)
I obviously don't own POTC, blah blah blah...
(I'm really getting tired of saying that, can you tell, yet? Lol)

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POTC Quotes All 🎥s

~*~*~*~ CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (MOVIE. 1) ~*~*~*~

Will Turner- "This is either madness... or brilliance."
Jack Sparrow- "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."
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Elizabeth Swann- "If you want pain, try wearing a corset!"
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Jack- "They'll be no living with her after this."
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Jack- "Gentlemen! You shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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Jack- "I know those guns."
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Captain Barbossa- "You better start believing in ghost stories Miss.Turner, you're in one!"
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Jack- All hands to the boats! (Barbossa looks at him) Sorry. You give the orders.
Barbossa- Gents, take a walk.
Jack- Not to the boats?
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Will- "You cheated!"
Jack- "Pirate!?"
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Jack- "I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that."
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Norrington- "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.
Jack- "But you have heard of me."
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Captain Barbossa- "So now what, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day and trumpets sound?"
Jack- "Or you could surrender!"
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Jack- "Take what you can."
Gibbs- "Give nothing back."
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Jack- "Palaly, palalalaoolay, parsley, parsnip, par, par..."
Pinter- "Parley?"
Jack- "That's the one! Parley!"
Ragetti- "Damn to the depths whatever mud filth thought of Parley!"
(Jack covers the barrel of the gun with his fingers.)
Jack- "That would be the French."
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Jack- "You can sit there waving that bone all day, but the dog is NOT going to come."
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Jack- "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
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Jack- "Why is the rum gone?"

~*~*~*~ DEAD MANS CHEST (MOVIE. 2) ~*~*~*~

Captain Barbossa- "You know, Jack I thought I had ye' figured out. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict."
Jack- "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly....stupid."
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Elizabeth- "This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle-oh, fine! Lets just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other, that will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked, pirates!"
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Jack- "We're not free yet, love."
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Jack- "No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!"
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Davy Jones- "Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape."
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Davy Jones- "Damn you Jack Sparrow!"
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Jack- "Ello Beastie."
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Jack- "You look bloody aweful, what are you doing here?"
Norrington- "You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack- "You smell funny!"
Elizabeth- "Jack!"
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Pintel- "You know you can't read."
Ragetti- "It's the Bible. You get credit for trying."
Pintel- Pretending to read the Bible's a lie!"
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Tia Dalma- "If you don't want it, then give it back."
Jack- "No. My Jar of dirt!"
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Jack- "Where's the thump-thump?"
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Elizabeth- "Everything you said to me was a lie?"
Jack- "Pretty much."
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Jack- "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?"

~*~*~*~ AT WORLD'S END (MOVIE. 3) ~*~*~*~

Elizabeth- "Now some have died and some are alive, and others sail on sea with the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay we lay to Fiddler's Green.
Bell has been raised from it's watery grave hear it's sepulchral tone? A call to all pay heed the squall and turn yourself toward home.
Yo, Ho, haul together Hoist the colors high...Heave, Ho..."
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Elizabeth- "This is madness."
Jack- "This is politics."
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Jack- "Did nobody come to save me just because they missed me?"
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Captain Barbossa- "The world used to be a bigger place."
Jack- "World's the same. There's just less in it."
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Jack- "My ship, makes me captain!"
Captain Barbossa- "They be my charts!"
Jack- "Well, then that makes you....chartman!"
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Davy Jones- "Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner. Do you fear death?"
Jack- "Do you? Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand."
Davy Jones- "You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrow."
Jack- "Cruel is a matter of perspective."
Davy Jones- "Is it?"
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Jack- "Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I have never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. And by the way, no, I never actually met Pizarro, though I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
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Captain Barbossa- "Aye, we're good and lost now."
Elizabeth- "Lost?"
Captain Barbossa- "For certain you have to be lost to find something that cannot be found, else everyone would know where it is."
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Tia Dalma- "Witty Jack....is closer den you tink."

~*~*~*~ ON STRANGER TIDES (MOVIE. 4) ~*~*~*~

Jack- "Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!"
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Angelica- "What were you doing in a Spanish convent anyway?"
Jack- "Mistook it for a brothel. An honest mistake."
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Syrena- "Philip, I can save you. You need only ask."
Philip- "I seek but one thing."
Syrena- "What is that?"
Philip- "Forgiveness. If not for me, you'd have never been captured."
Syrena- "Ask."
Philip- "Forgive me."
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Gibbs- "Any idea how to get her out?" (Talking about The Pearl)
Jack- "We need a crossbow, an hour glass, three goats, and one of us must learn to play the trumpet while the other one goes like *this* (wiggles fingers)
Gibbs- I know a man with a goat.
Jack- Great! I can go like *this* (wiggles fingers)
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Angelica- "Jack, have you ever seen with your own eyes.....The Fountain of Youth?"
Jack- "I'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?"
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Jack- "The Black Pearl in a bottle... WHY'S THE BLACK PEARL IN A BOTTLE!?"
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Jack- "It's a pirate's life for me, savvy?"
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Angelica- "Maybe you don't believe the supernatural."
Jack- "Oh no, I've seen a thing or two!"
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Jack- "I'm here to take myself back."
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Jack- "You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow."

~*~*~*~ DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES (MOVIE 5) ~*~*~*~

Jack- "You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cake hole shut."
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Jack- "Who are you?"
Henry- "My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will and Elizabeth Turner."
Jack- Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two."
(Pause)
Jack- "Does mummy ever ask about me?"
Henry- "No."
Jack- "Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?"
Henry- "She never spoke of you.
Jack- "Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's a golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful..."
Henry-"Yes! Yes, it's her."
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Captain Salazar- (Holds up poster of Jack Sparrow) "Do you know this pirate?"
Henry- "Only by name."
Captain Salazar- "Find Jack Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Captain Salazar. Tell him: death will come straight for him. Will you say that to him, please?"
Henry- "Yes."
Captain Salazar- "I wish I could do it, but dead men tell no tales."
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Carina Smyth- I'm not looking for trouble!"
Jack- "What a horrible way to live."
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Carina Smyth- "What am I to you?"
Captain Barbossa- "You are my treasure."
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(Henry saves Carina)
Henry- "We are to be allies!"
Carina Smyth- "Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!"
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Gibbs- "Face it Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night."
Jack- "That is a blatant fabrication!"
(Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder)
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Jack- "Pirates life."
(Raises glass of rum.)
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So, that has been my project of late! Did I miss any of your favorites?