CORNY PICK UP LINES 101😂😂💀pt.1

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•Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
•I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
•Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
•You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'💕(awe)
•Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
•My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
•Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
•Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
•You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
•Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
•I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
•Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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