Things wrong with the Walking Dead fanfics

TWD text messages

Daryl made a group chat

Rick: OH another group chat. Gholly this is cool.

Michonne: rick did you ever give Carl the talk

Rick: that is a woman's job lmao

rick: jk don't kill me

Rick changed Daryl's name to mr. Dixon 😏😏

Mr. Dixon 😏😏: why did you do that white bitch fight me

Rick: ur giving Carl a sex Ed talk lol

Tiffany: I'll give Carl a sex Ed talk 💦💦💦

Rick changed his name to the police

The police: Tiffany no

Tiffany: Tiffany yes

Carl: dad this is embarrassing

Mr. Dixon 😏😏: that's not how you address your teacher. We ain't gonna do this if you ain't ready

Abraham: I'll help

Abraham changed his name to Mr. what's my second name again? 😏

Morales: can I help

Mr. What's my second name again? 😏: who the fuck let you in, taco bender

Morales: ouch okay I'm offended

Mr. What's my second name again? 😏: suck a dick

The police: if ur gonna be sexual at least show Carl

Michonne: rick no

The police: rick yes

Carl: dad please don't do this I don't want this Daryl scares me

Mr. Dixon 😏😏: thATS MR. DIXON TO YOU, PIMP

Mr. What's my second name again? 😏: ha, burn. Carl, bend over.

Carl: wtf I ain't a fag

Mr. Dixon 😏😏; boi better start running

Jesus: who the duck you calling a fag want a piece of this sassy ass come at me boi gonna pound your ass left right and centre it ain't rape if yo white ass thin lips likes it.

Rosita: guys this is low-key pedofilia

Mr. What's my second name again? 😏: ha you spelt paedeaphiililllhia wrong fûcking. Idiot what r u deaf?

Rosita: the fuck is wrong with you?

Sasha: glad I dumped him for daddy Daryl

Mr. Dixon 😏😏: nah I belong to Carl now.

Carl: please leave me alone why are you outside my house