Things wrong with the Walking Dead fanfics

cxiv. | twd text messages

THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS
cxiv. | twd text messages 

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Rick created a group

Rick: okay guys this cool texting app just got super cooler and u can change ur names so it's nicknames I know it's rad hold on

Rick changed his name to 'rad dad'

Carl: oh my god you did not

Rad dad: yeah I did deal with it

Jesus changed his name to 'I'm gay and coming out now xxx'

Morales: what the hell. That's not realistic. I'm not coming to Walker stalker this year, Puto.

I'm gay and coming out now xxx: Morale what are you talking about

Morales: That fact that you're trying to force your sexual sins down my throat is horrifying I don't want my kids being like you

Abraham: Morales who even are you

Morales: A white suburban mom looking out for her kids

Abraham changed his name to 'gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today

Sasha: Abraham did you seriously leave the bedroom, go downstairs, get your phone, just to threaten Morales?

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today: shut up

Daryl changed Rosita's name to 'Radish'

Daryl: it's funny cause it sounds the same

Rad dad: this isn't what I had intended

Glenn: guys we have an issue

Daryl: stfu get deported

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today: lmao up top, bro

Maggie: hey y'all

Radish changed Maggie's name to 'go back to the farm'

Go back to the farm: my farm was burnt down and overrun and I lost my family

Radish: lmao sucks to be you

Carl: remember when Merle died

Daryl: Carl no

Rad dad: Carl yes

Carl: it was pretty fucking funny ngl

Sasha changed Daryl's name to 'Darrell'

Darrell: wtf

Sasha: you spell your name wrong

Darrell: you spell ur face wrong

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today: LMAO U GOT UR ASS ROASTED AHAHHA EAT THAT

Gregory: okay so I just sucked simons dick

Go back to the farm removed Gregory from the group

Go back to the farm: bitch

Darrell: the only bitch here is you sweetie xoxo

Go back to the farm: why does everyone hate me I thought y'all'ld'f hated Enid

Radish: Enid didn't get Glenn killed

Go back to the farm: ??? Neither did I

Rad dad: *grabs popcorn* lmao see what I did there? I used the small stars to make it so you visual me eating popcorn

Sasha: you just had to get knocked up

Go back to the farm: Daryl punched Negan I didn't okay I came out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now

Darrell: bitch tf u on this ain't my fault

Glenn: wait a minute

Go back to the farm: Glenn is dead because of you!1!!!1!1!1!1

Glenn: shit oh yeh I'm dead

Glenn has left the chat

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today: thank god I didn't actually die

Michonne: yeah how did you live?

Radish: hewont tell us but apparently he gave Negan something

Eugene: I do believe Abraham gave Negan an STD but I may not be correct

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today: right that's it Eugene mullet shit ur getting ur shit handed back to u in a parcel with no receipt

gonna punch the shit out of that white suburban mom fucking whore dno who she is little slag gonna knock her back to whore town close ur legs sweetie no one wants to see the fish market today has left the chat

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I haven't a clue what this was oh jeez, but I thought it was time for another one

~ Aimee xxx