Things wrong with the Walking Dead fanfics

xliv. | vegetarians and vegans

THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS
xliv. | vegetarians and vegans 

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Vegetarians and Vegans; HELLO.

If you're a vegetarian or vegan, then I honestly admire you. You have so much strength to choose a healthy lifestyle (I'm a pescatarian but am no way as cool as you), but in a zombie apocalypse, would you really still diet?

Let's say you're starving. You and your group have literally eaten nothing but grass and tree bark for the past three days. Then, you come across a nice ol' bag of beef jerky, or some form of meat product. Do you, a) Eat and not die, b) Refuse because #veganlife or, c) Complain and preach about how meat is murder.

I would probably choose a. I'm just saying.

Its the same with diets in general that go in the zombie apocalypse. You're gonna get skinny anyway cause you're staving. Don't cut out carbs as well, that's just stupid.

Make your character as unique as you want, but not too unique, because then she comes Bella Swan. Nobody wants to be Bella Swan. Do y'all remember when that blonde vampire bitch made Bella salad and then she was like. "I'm vegetarian" or something like that????

I do. I think I do, anyway,

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