EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

wet stage

Sekai : A WET STAGE!?

kasper : Yeah. A wet stage. Which part of it you didnt understand?

Sehun : Wet means I'm wet or that wet?

Kai : You mean—

Kasper : What is "that wet"?

Sehun : You know. Girls. Concert. Exo. Wet?

Kai : You are not helping at any level Sehun.

Kasper : Its a concert Sehun

Sehun : Yeah its an concert that is why I ask you why are you making a wet stage!!??

Kasper : Because you guys are the best for that stage!!

Sehun : The best of what? Making girls wet?

Kai : Shit–

Kasper : Wait. What kind of wet are you talking??

Kai : Uh– wet.

Kasper : *gasped* You– you guys were thinking about that wet!!?

Sehun : Yeah what else??

Kai : Don't tell me–

Kasper : No noooooo its not that wet!!! Its a WATER PERFORMANCE. A WATER STAGE. WET STAGE!!

sehun : *mouth forming an 'O'*

Kai : *innocent nini face*

Kasper : *mental retarded* I cant believe that you guys think of that wet!???

Kai : You can't blame us hyung. We are men–

Kasper : BUT ITS A DAMN CONCERT!!  *brains falling apart*

Sehun : That's why I asked you just now. And what did you say? "Because you guys are the best for that stage" /rolled eyes/

Suho : So, are you done polluting the maknae's mind with dirty thoughts, Kasper? /popping out of nowhere/

Kai : /having distracted face/

Kasper : Just– take them away.