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When Exo Meet You (Part2)

EXO members one by one started to sit beside you, making a group circle. You gulped due to nervousness

Kai : /chuckled/ Relax minor.

You :My name is not Minor /sending glares/

Sehun : We eat rice, chicken and meat, (y/n). Not human

Luhan : Except for Baekhyun of course. He definitely trying to eat you with his eyes

/all eyes set on Baekhyun. He sure trying to strangle you with his eyes/

Kyungsoo : /laughs/ Forget him. Never thought he could be that mad hahahhaa

You : Are you on your period?

Baekhyun : /gasped/ You........!!!!!!!

Chanyeol : Stop it Baekhyun-ah. She is a fan. /couldnt hide his smile/

Baekhyun : mumbling curses

Suho : So.. How do you get backstage?

Kris : You are a rich kid?

Tao : Is your father owns the place?

Sehun : Are you a staff?

Kai : Do you have large bed?

/everyone shot him questioning eyes/

Kai : /laughs/ What!? Is that a wrong question?

Luhan : Useless kid

You : Is this your true form or what?

Kai : Nah. You fans always thought I am the sex symbol. Why couldnt I be one? Fanservice /winks/

You : I prefer the innocent one.

Chen : Yeah. You are pretty disgusting

Lay : Why is Kai disgusting?

Suho : Again (y/n) how do you get backstage?

You : I know someone here. Thats it.

Luhan : secretive. I like.

Sehun : Stop it hyung! /whining/

You : can I ask questions?

EXO : What?

You : Is Hunhan, Chanbaek and Kaisoo real?

/EXO gasped and laughs/

Suho : You girls are really clueless arent you?

Kai : We are hot....

Sehun : So why are we gay?

You : Most handsome guys turned gay. It's not impossible.

Chanyeol : Nah. We...

EXO : We?

Chanyeol : prefer to be straight. Why choosing someone that have the exact same "ehem" as us?

EXO: Ehem?

Baekhyun : You guys can be dumb sometimes

Luhan : I am interested in girls

Sehun : But he loves me more

Kai : So actually we are too close to each other

Baekhyun : We are touchy. Thats why you think we are gay.

Xiumin : I dont let anyone touch me

Lay : Someone will be dead if they touched you, hyung

Kyungsoo : I dont understand why you shipped us

You : You guys are sooo cute!

Sehun : I admit we are

Kris : But we are not gays. Eeww

Chen : I want to have babies.

Tao : I hoped Chen explains everything.

Suho : Okay next question.

You : Is this how you always treat your fans?

Suho : How?

You : Measuring their heights? And asking are they minor?

Luhan : Hahahahhaahahaha. No. /grins/

Kyungsoo : You are the first actually

Chen : You are lucky though

You : Why so?

Chanyeol : We never act like this to other fans.

You : Like what?

Xiumin : We dont really sit with fans. We only bows and stay stand

You : Arent you tired?

Tao : We did that so the fans quickly go

Suho : /gasped/ No no thats is not it. We are respecting the fans

Luhan : Suho-yah. Just admit it. We all know that

Baekhyun : But it turns to be you are a bitch /pouts/

You : Why so?

Sehun : He assumes someone is a bitch when she makes him pissed off and does not apologise

You : HAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kai : Plus laughing at him hard.

Baekhyun : /shooting meteor eyes/

You : Hahaahahha I'm sorry Baekhyun-ah. I cant help it when you make effort bringing a ruler to measure my height. /laughs/

Baekhyun : Baekhyun-ssi

You : Nope. Baekhyun only. I dont really use formalities.

Chanyeol : That is more that enough, Baek. You want her to apologise only.

Baekhyun : Bij

You : I heard that.

Sehun : /snorted/

You : Can we play a game?

EXO : What game?

You : Do not lie game /smirk/

Kai : Whats the deal?

You : The loser need to buy us chicken for lunch /grinning/

Sehun : Definitely in

Kyungsoo : How to play?

Chanyeol : just play first.

Other members : IN

[Continues in the next chapter]

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OMAIGOD THIS IS HORRIBLE CHAPTER. I SHOULD REWRITE RIGHT? DUMB ME 😭

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