EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

What do you want?

Me : Hey guys I got Suho's blackcard. Anyone want ANYTHING? *smirk*

Tao : YOU STOLE SUHO'S BLACKCARD IMMA GONNA TELL-

Sehun : *celotape his mouth*

Tao : Mmmmhhpgh- *struggling

Kyungsoo : *slap*

Tao : *froze*

Baekhyun : Good. * shove him inside the storage room*

Kai : *lock the room*

Chanyeol : Now. Where are we?

Lay : Where is Tao? I thought i saw him-

Luhan : Ahahahahhahhahahaa Lay. Kris wanna talk something with you. *giving eye signal to Kris*

Kris : Eh me?*all eyes on him* Ah yes me. *giving death glare*

Lay : What?

Kris : Come come.

Xiumin : So. Where are we?

Me : /shocked with the sudden exo ninja movement knocking tao out/

Me : Ah. Im going to shop yes you want anything? I mean food.

Sehun : BUBBLE TEA!!!!!

Me : I thought i got you bubble tea supplies for a month?

Sehun : /glaring at Kai sipping his last bubble tea/

Kai : What? Get me fried chicken.

Me : Kai-

Kyungsoo : GET.  THEM. THEIR. BUBBLE. TEA. AND. FRIED. CHICKEN.

Me : Alright alright cool boy.

Luhan : Can i have hello kitty-

Me : No.

Luhan : You are biased!! /crossed his arm/

Me : Thats because Kyungsoo have a knife at my throat.

Chen : Can i have-

Me : No Jongdae. I am not going to the reptile shop.

Chen : But-

Me : No the snakes there are real dont you geddit!!? Are you planning to kill me for bringing home a snake???? 

Chen : fine!!

Me : Now who else?  /sensing Chen and Luhan creeping beside my pocket/

Me : Boys..... What are you doing?  /caught Luhan extending his arm on my pocket/

Luhan : Eh???  Ohh there is dust in your pocket just-

Me : Get your hand off me chen

Chen : /froze while trying to pull my trousers /

Chanyeol : I WANT SAUSAGE!!!!

Me : Alright sausage for Chanyeol, Baekhyun?

Baekhyun : Eye-

Me : ONLY. FOOD.

baekhyun : /stomped his feet/ /slam the door / /high pitched shouting/

Me : What should i get for Lay?

Kai : Just give him his weeds.

Me : Didnt we restocked that last week?

/All eyes on Chen/

Chen : What? I didnt do anything!

Sehun : Yeah right and Suho hyung was hanging on the chandelier since last night for no reason. /crossed his arms /

Me : Kris?

Luhan : Dont you want to give me my daily dosage?

Me : Hello Kitty as your daily dosage? Man up Luhan.

Luhan : /growling like kitten/ Baekhyun...

Baekhyun : You stab. I slice. /both nodding/

Kyungsoo : And where are you going little missy? Come with me. You two /dragging Luhan and Baekhyun to the kitchen/

Meanwhile....

Lay : What happen to Suho hyung? /pointing to the ceiling/

Suho : I came in like a wrecking ballll--/starts sobbing / Why galaxy why!? Why did you take kris from me!???  WHYYYY!!  /scratching the ceiling/

Kris : i should have not leave. /pulling lay away from the crime scene/

Suho : /swaying on the chandelier/