EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

Kaistal News

Chen : Guuuuyyyyyyysssssss lookkk!!!!

/showing his phone to others/

Kyungsoo : What is it Chen?

Chen : Jongin and Soojung are on the news!!!!!!

EXO : WHAT!!?

Chanyeol : This is ridiculous.

Suho : I thought you manage to keep it from the media, Kai? WHAT HAPPEN!?

Lay : Calm down Suho. Let he explain.

Kai : uh.. I took her out? And went dinner?

Xiumin : Then why are you caught by the reporters?

Kai : Uh because they were around us?

Baekhyun : I thought you have learnt from me and Taeyeon issue?

Suho : Explain well or I gonna ground you for the rest of your life.

Kai : I dont know! Just so sudden manager hyung said that they wanted to release about me and Soojung. What could I expect!?

Sehun : This is bad you know.

Kai : I didnt kiss with her though. We were walking to the car and she wore my jacket. Is that BAD!? /pouted/

Chen : At least Soojung is tougher than Taeyeon sunbae.

Xiumin : What makes you think she would be strong? This is EXOL Chen. You never know what they gonna do.

Baekhyun : I was hoping them to be mature from my case. I guess not.

Chanyeol : There are already Kaistal haters accounts been made.

Sehun : Have you tried calling Krystal?

Kai : No. But. We both know this could happen. I already told her that she could be receiving the exact treat like Taeyeon sunbae.

Kyungsoo : I guess we can never date openly eh hmm

Sehun : Not until we are disbanded or one of us join army.

/everyone looked at Xiumin/

Xiumin : WHAT!?

Lay : You need to sacrifice for the kids.

Suho : hmm I agree

Xiumin : why mee!???

Baekhyun : Because you are the oldest?

Xiumin : That doesnt count!

Chen : Hahhahahhahaa relax Xiumin, they were just kidding.

Chanyeol : Did you see his face just now!? Ahhaahhahha

Kyungsoo : /hold Xiumin's shoulder/ I know I know. I have been waiting four years to kill them.

Xiumin : Will you lend me some of your knives tonight? Imma slice them.

Kyungsoo : Sure.

Sehun : These hyungs talk like real killer. Im going to lock my room tonight.

Suho : Kai, go call Soojung. You need to comfort her. She might receive much hate by now.

/Kai calling Krystal/ (why am I fangirling here gosh)

Kai : Cupcakes. Are you alright?

Chen : isnt there any other nickname that he can use other than food!?

Baekhyun : Its better than he called her chicken.

Kyungsoo : Shhhhh.

/put Krystal on speaker/

Krystal : I dont know what happen but my SNS were flooded with your fans oppa!

Lay : Does she lives inside a cave? She is on news everywhere!

Krystal : I heard you Lay oppa. Tch

Kai : Where are you?

Krystal : Home. Do you think my SNS gonna crash? I wanna make another account if that so.

Kai : I think you better deactivate rather than making another one.

Xiumin : What did you two do that night?

Krystal : What!? You think we are idiot enough to kiss in public place?

Baekhyun : Are you mocking me? That is not even public place! It's in a damn car!

Sehun : Argh hyung dont shout at my ears.

Suho : Listen Soojung, reporters are going to haunt you and keep bugging you so please be safe honey.

Kai : Hyung! She is my girl! Dont honey honey my girl or-

Chanyeol : okay okay we got it. Tch my girl my ass.

Chen : Yeah keep rubbing it in our face!

Sehun : it's not our fault that no one want to date you /rolled eyes/

Chen : you!!!! I am cutting you booty and your d**k and-

Krystal : Errr oppas!? I am still here. Baby?

Kai : Have some respect hyung.

Baekhyun : Shut you filthy mouth there is a girl on phone!

Xiumin : Basically she is just a boy in girl's body.

Lay : But that doesnt mean we can talk nonsense. Wait. Is she really-

Krystal : urgghhh baby? How on earth can you live with those dorks?

Kai : I actually never know how. Ask DO hyung.

Kyungsoo : Truthfully if I am not an idol, I must have killed these geese.

Krystal : So do I.