EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

[STTN] : Exo family on outing

When exo went out for a walk after a loooonggggg time-

Kris : *walks infront*

Suho : KRIS COME BACK HERE!!!!!!

Chen : You are suppose to whisper you know.

Suho : *whisper* kris come back here!!!

Kris : *put on earphones*

Kai : Wahhhh teddy bears!!! *get pulled by Suho* Whaaat-

Sehun : Shut up dark kid.

Kai : WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Suho : COULD YOU SHUT UP!!!??

Chen : You are shouting again

Suho : Urgh

Sehun : Dark kid. When will we reach the bubble tea shop?

Kai : *hit sebooty*

Sehun : Awwwww hyung!!!!!

Luhan : Maybe in your next life if Suho keep on acting like we are on a mission. Kai stop hitting Sehun's butt.

Kai : Its not my fault that it looks inviting to spank. *insert nini's innocent rape face*

Baekhyun : Did anyone seen chanyeol?

UNKNOWN : ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chen: There.

Kyungsoo : Ehehehehhehehehheeh *laughing scarily*

Xiumin : What happen?

Baekhyun : WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?

Kyungsoo: He asked me what knives can do*innocent devil face*

Baekhyun: *rushes to the tree* *found a bleeding Chanyeol with knife sinking in his foot*

Chen : Wow is that real knife?  *push the knife deeper*

Chanyeol : ARGGHHHHHHHH

Chen : Oh its real.

Suho : TAO STOP GETTING INTO GUCCI SHOPS!!! SHIT I CALLED YOUR NAME. Uh- meow meow come here.

Xiumin : He is getting more idiot these days right?

Luhan : Try having a dgaf husband and 10 kids, only 2 of them are normal and the rest are weird. You think?

Xiumin : Why dont we send him to the old folks home?

Kris : *suddenly pops out* I  WOULD LOVE THAT. Lets talk about that when we got home kids.

XM&LH: *froze*

Suho : Remind me not to leave my blackcard with you again. *holding Tao on the right and shopping bags on the left* Okay lets count. 1..2..3......8..9.... WHERE IS LAY!!??

*somewhere not too far from their place*

Lay : *got caught by fans* *sigh* Hyungs, dongsaengs help me.

Back to exo family

Kris : You do realise that you should look over Lay than pampering Tao right?

Suho : OH NOW ITS MY FAULT THAT LAY WENT MISSING!?

Kris : Yes? *insert a duh face*

Suho : You-

*cue all exo members looks at them*

Suho : Lets not fight in front of the kids.

Kris : I dont care find that missing baby lamb!

Suho: I am not at fault!

Xiumin : Can you stop already? Dont try to act couple quarrel here.

Luhan : Lets just find Lay. Okay?  No funny business.

Baekhyun : Can someone help me? Chanyeol is bleeding.

Kyungsoo : I VOLUNTEER!!!!??  *with loud and excited voice*

Baekhyun : No-

Kyungsoo : *already carry chanyeol on his back*

Sehun : This view is soo wrong. Its Chanyeol. On top of Kyungsoo. *turning to Kai* Are you mad nini?

Kai : *strangling Tao* No I am not.

Tao : *half dead*

Lay : Hey guys!  RUNN!!!!

*cue fangirls screams and running towards them*

EXO : SHIT