EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

EXO interview

Author : Heyy guys we are on the segment again!

Lay : Why are we here again?

Author : We are having interview Lay.

Tao : You didnt give us candies last interview!

Author : Did I promised anything? No? Lets proceed *evil smirk*

Chen : The author is more cruel than Kyungsoo.

Author : Well then I might teamed up with Soo *trying to high five with Kyungsoo* *getting ignored*

Chanyeol : Awkward~~~ *whistle*

Author : So the theme today is EXO LIFESTYLE

Kris : My style? Cool *cross his legs and pose like a model*

Q : What does EXO looks like?

Luhan : Seriously?

Xiumin : There would better be no stupid answers from the member or-

Tao : I am actually a fairy. *getting drag by Kyungsoo out of the studio*

Lay : Where are we again?

*Tao shouting outside the studio*

Sehun : We look perfectly like human. Next please.

Q : How many times do EXO shower?

Baekhyun : Depends.

Luhan : What do you mean depends!? We took three or more!

Kai : Baekhyun only showered once a day. Once is also too much if you asked.

Tao : LET ME ANSWER THE QUESTION TOO! *shouting from outside*

Chen : Can someone shut him up?

Kyungsoo : I would gladly do *satan smirk*

Kris : No no sit down Kyungsoo I can shut him up.

Suho : Can you be like normal person once Kyungsoo?

Kyungsoo : I am normal. You guys arent.

Q : What kind of underwear EXO wears.

Sehun : I wore red.

Luhan : Really? Last night you dont wea-

Xiumin : Luhan. Not here.

Kai : Cant you filter the question?

Kyungsoo : Since my underwear had been sold by sasaengs I believe many has known mine.

Suho : We love wearing boxers.

Baekhyun : Talk as if he wears.

Chen : Chanyeol wore a cartoon like boxer. Do you wanna seee it!?? *pulling Chanyeol's boxer*

Chanyeol : WHAT THE HELL

Author : We must delete this scene *deleted*

Q : What did Kyungsoo cook for breakfast?

Chanyeol : Kyungsoo made a really delicious-

Kyungsoo : Spoilt bread with arsenic mushroom soup.

Chanyeol : That. WAIT. WHAT?

Chen : Were you born in a speaker because you SHOUT TOOO MUCH!

Kyungsoo : For Beagle line, I prepared some fertilizers with kimchi. I wondered why they didnt grow taller except for Chanyeol.

Baekhyun : *gasped*

Kai : and I am so lucky I missed breakfast after waking up late.

Sehun : 0_____________0