EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

EST : AWARD CEREMONY

(EST stands for Exo Story Time.)

Suho : suddenly, the atmosphere seems quiet. I cant even hear the fanchants. My focus were only on the mc. The nominees are too great. As the mc picked up the winning card, my heart stops. I-

EXO : *groan*

Baekhyun : Don't you have anything to talk about? We all know that! *throwing fit*

Me : Shhh Baekhyun let him continue.

Sehun : We had been hearing that since last 30 minutes. My ears *shutting his ears*

Kyungsoo : Move on please. Im tired of waiting my turn.

Kai : You are just four person away from him. I'm six!! Oh god.

Xiumin : Suho. Please talk faster.

Suho : *after a few pouting here and there. A few crying face* goes to-- EXO!!

EXO : FINALLY!!!!

Tao : I thought its gonna be the end of 2017 when he said that.

Kris : *dead*

Luhan : *clamping sehun's ears* Shhh Sehunnie. Its over its over

Me : Alright-

Suho : I'M NOT YET DONE!!!  *pouts*

Me : Suho. Stop being greedy. Let Lay talk.

Lay : I dont mind if he wants to continue-

Me : *shutting his mouth* JUST. FUCKING. TALK. OR. WE. GONNA. LISTEN. TO. THE. SAME. STORY. FOR. ANOTHER. THIRTY. MINUTES *raging*

Chanyeol : let me. Our performances. They fucked up.

Suho : *insert bitch please face* Our performances fucked up every year. Obviously we are legends so everyone want to screw us

Baekhyun : The mic!!! I should let Kyungsoo kill the THEM.

Kyungsoo : You dont even stopped me *done face *

Chen : I nearly ate the mic! *serious face*

Kyungsoo : We all know you didnt Chen. The mic was 2 inches away from your lips.

Chen : Thats why i need to shout. Its not singing anymore I'M SHOUTING *lungs towards Suho* *held back by Lay*

Tao : Why are you attacking Suho?

Chen : Because his face is annoying. Is that satisfy your question?

Xiumin : Chen. Stop. *pulling Chen's hair*

Chen : *raging*

Me : Okay okay relax. So i heard Kai performed lotto? Oh and wth were you two doing on the fucking live stage?? Kaisoo moment?

Kai : We did? *turning to Kyungsoo*

Kyungsoo : O______O

Me : That holding hand and stuff. OH WHY ON EARTH YOU DIDNT WEAR ANY CLOTHES ON STAGE KAI??

Kai : Its fashion nowadays.

Chen : You mean you are potraying porn

Kai : Hold me hold me *charging Chen*

Me : AND WHO GAVE YOU THAT OUTFIT OH SEHUN? *grabs sehun's shirt* *Luhan gasping *

Sehun : *flinch* What did i do wrong?

Me : WHO FUCKING GAVE YOU THAT SILK SHIRT DURING YOUR WET STAGE??? YOU LOOK LIKE A PROSTITUTE! *Luhan tries to separate me from sehun's shirt* *sehun's shirt tore*

Sehun : I did? shit. Luhan. Stop. *struggling*

Chen : You mean gigolo? I'm sure you mean gigolo.

Sehun : But that shirt is- shit luhan stop playing with my nipples! *pushing Luhan*

Me : expensive shirt doesnt make you looks expensive. Kai's shirt didnt even an obvious see through. But yours!!

Xiumin : You should stop shouting. My ears are burning.

Me : You! *points at Baekhyun*

Baekhyun : *hides behind Chanyeol * I didnt do anything?

Me : You ripped you shirt on Mama stage now tell me-

Chen : He is a hoe yes i assure you.

Chanyeol : No he isnt!  *serious face*

Me : *choking Tao*

Tao : *asking help from kris*

Kris : *flips me*

Xiumin : *flips Chanyeol*

Lay : Can you tell me whats going on?

Kyungsoo : I dont know either *flips Baekhyun * But its fun. *flipping Baekhyun again*

Baekhyun : *dizzy*

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A/N :

So first EST is up. Please give a lot of loves to EST and im anticipating your comments!!!!! Wait for the next EST okayyy /push Sehun to bow/