EXOCTIONS (Exo Reaction) [OPEN FOR REQUEST]

your child found

Chilmd : Mom. Why is there a poster of a naked man? *holding up a EXO poster*

You : WHAAAAAAAT??????

Your husband : A poster of who? Naked? Show me that baby.

You : N o . Y o u a r e n o t g o i n g t o d o t h a t /emitting Kyungsoo's satan vibe/

Your husband : *snatch the poster* *unfold the poster*

Your husband : /raise eyebrow/

Your husband :/wiggle wiggle /

You : SHUT UP!!!

Your husband : I didnt say a n y t h i n g 😏

Your husband : Where did you find this baby?

Child : Inside a box. There is a stick too!!!

Your husband : A stick? You put a poster with a vibrator honey?

You : I DONT KNOW ANYTHING

Your husband : baby go bring that box

*unboxing your hidden treasure *

You : *go insane*

Your husband : You have my picture in the shower????

Child : That is you daddy?? I never knew mom was a stalker.

Your husband : i never knew it either.
Your husband : Woah. So much naked pictures- ARe yOU tHaat hOrny?

You : YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT WORD INFRONT OF OUR CHILD*facepalm*

Child : What is h o r n y daddy?

Your husband : Later girl. When your grow up. Lets have a talk.

You : *raging inside * DONT TALK ANYTHING TO MY CHILD!

Your husband : Hushhh

You : Did you just shuhhh me? Did you-

Your husband : hush honey. Theres no vibrator. /pulling out a lightstick/ Well, if you said you were a Vixx fan then yes the lightstick can be both.

Child : I never said its a vibrator.

You : *almost passed out*

Your husband : You know what a vibrator is? *amused*

Child : That-

You : ENOUGHH!

Your husband : Later okay baby later. Tell me later.

You : I heard that.

Child : I thought I saw your pictures dad. But there are other men. Is mom cheating on you?

You : *gets epilepsy*

Your husband : You surely knows a lot baby. But no. This are my friends. You see me here baby?

Child : *nodding*

Your husband : Well, I was in a group called EXO. And we are superb pANTy DrOPper *grins*

You : *shutting your child's ears* I SAID DONT SAY ANY DIRTY WORDS TO MY CHILD!!

Your husband : And yeah. Maybe your mom dropped hers for me too.

Child : I think its not maybe. She really dropped it for you dad.

Your husband : Why?

Child : Well, if she didnt dropped it, I wont be born. Right?

Your husband : *amused* How old are you again baby?

You : /on the floor/ I had been exposed /quiet sobbing/ My child-

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