The Weird Randomness of Me!

LSP!

All of the Little Side Peeps on ONE update chapter thing!! Sorry, I have to go through and combine or delete stuff cuz there's a limit.

NUMBER ONE-

:/ <I iz bored)

|:( <I didn't need to know)

/:| <Why?)

:(| <Cuz you are annoying!)

/:0 <What does my irritability powers) have to do with) anything?)

>:O <More than you think, now shut) up!)

/:o <NO!)

>:() <EXCUSE ME?!)

>:O <NO! I WON'T SHUT UP) EVER!!!)

|:( <If you're quiet I'll give you) skittles)

O_O < ... )

NUMBER TWO-

LITTLE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE II-

ON A ROLLAR COASTER

Note: not sideways edition

..\(•-•)/.....(•0•).......( •~•)<---Has to pee

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Note!! Only works when font is New Times Roman. SERIOUSLY.

NUMBER THREE-

LITTLE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE III-

Mr. Happy comes to town!!

:D <Hello! I'm Misterrrrrr Happy!!)

|=• <You're retarded.)

:o <And you must be Ms. Grumpy!)

=O <WHAT? Is it that obvious?)

:/ <Yeah, pretty much.)

|=• <@&$#%!!)

|:( <...Potty Mouth.)

:() <You look like a Mr. Grumpy) now!)

O_O < Awkward...)

NUMBER FOUR-

LITTLE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE IV-

Mr. Cinderblock meets Mr. Doofus!

(Halfway Sideways Edition)

;0 < MY NAME IS-DUR DAH ) HUR- MR. CINDERBLOCK!!)

' ---- 0 <Why are you called that?)

;0 <My mom said that one fell on) my head when I was born.)

' ----0 <My mom said she named me) after my personality.)

;0 <What's your name?)

' ----0 <Mr. Doofus, why?)

;0 <...)

NUMBER FIVE-

LSP- oh, GAHAHAHAHA!!! LSP stands for little sideways people!!! Ut also LSP!!! HAHAHAHAA!!!

OK.... let's call them SIDE PEEPS for short.

SIDE PEEPS V-

It's all about the muffins

:D <HELLLLLLLOOOOOO, MY) NAME IS MR.) HAPPY!!!)

O~O < I HAVE TO THROW UP!!!)

XD <ME TOOOOO!)

What a coincidence!

NUMBER SIX-

LITTLE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE VI-

It's the sixth one right?

:P <I'm Miley Cyrus!)

NUMBER SEVEN-

SIDE PEEPS SEVEN-

HOLY BURRITOS

😱<I AM NOT SIDEWAYS!!!)

🙀<OM-GORILLAS I is cat!!)

👽 < I is alien.)

Me.

NUMBER EIGHT-

Who remembers the little sideways people? I do! (3

:() <I have something very serious on my mind today.)

: • <What is it, Mr. Happy.)

:() <Well, I was thinking and...)

:O <WHAT! WHAT?)

:() <No, I can't tell you.)

(WHAAAAAAAT?!!> DX

:() <OK, HERE'S WHAT...)

:( .•0 (GET ON WITH IT!)

.•0 (this means they thought it)

>:O <TELL ME WHAT!!!)

:( <OK. HERE IS WHAT...)

XO <WHATTTTT?!?!'!?)

:( <...CHICKEN BUTT.)

*cue brain exploding*

:) <I AM MR HAPPY, DESTROYER OF ALL BRAINS AND MASTER OF SUSPENSE!!!)

NUMBER NINE-

Ok, this I little side peeps nine.

: (| < MAAAAAH! I HEART BRAINS!!!)

:( <Brains? ...Who are you?)

:D <I AM MR ZOMBIE!!)

: 0 <BUT IM MISS ZOMBIE!)

0_0 <...)

O_O <...)

() _() <Im going to go look at that bird...)

()_____0 < I will find a different bird....)

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