The Weird Randomness of Me!

The day where I am insane.

My brother walked in my room and I rolled onto the floor and yelled to the ceiling, "EBESHGNARSHOCK!!" and my brother tried to step on me.

I screamed, "AAA! THE BLEH-BLEHS ARE COMING!!" and pointed to the corner of the ceiling. He turned, but didn't remove his foot from squeezing my guts out my face. (or off my stomach)

"OH NO, THE SCHNARK NARKS! QUICK, GRAB ONTO THEIR TONGUES!!"

Bro- wha...?

He stepped on my harder and I rolled to my side and screamed, "OUTER SPAAAACE!"

He finally left.

I later on my floor laughing for a very long time and almost choked on a jolly rancher.

Yup, I am insane today.