The Weird Randomness of Me!

My card.

Ok, here is the type of Valentines Cards I'd send.

FIRST CARD!

Outside:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

Inside:

But the roses are wilting

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head

SECOND CARD!

Outside:

Valentine (*or the person's name*), you've stolen my heart!

Inside:

*picture of dead person holding out their hand* Now give it back.

THIRD CARD!

Outside:

You really caught my eye!

Inside:

*dude giving a thumbs up to someone holding an eye in their hand.

Nice catch!

FINAL CARD!

Outside:

I think you're GRRRReat!

Inside:

But I'm lion.

Get it??

Welp, I think Im just gonna give everybody a little box of candy hearts like last year.