The Weird Randomness of Me!

TRUE STORIES!

*knock, knock*

Me: *skips to the door* Oh, that must be slender man!

True story.

Another true story!! Right below this sentence!

So I took out the trash and I thought I was gonna run into the hash-slinging slasher so I put away the trash in the dumpster and ran away waving my arms, doing an excellent job of not screaming.

LIKE A BOSS.

OH! AN ANOTHER....

So I have Wattpad on my phone. I'll just be laying in bed reading a good book when.....

WHY DO I KEEP DROPPING THIS STUPID THING ON MY FACE??!

Durp, I am clumsy.

AND...

Hey guess what? We got locked out of our house and I got to go up on the roof to break open a window! I killed two window screens today. Also, we busted our garage door and I got in to open the front door up. Funny!!!!!! Well, not really. But I almost fell off the roof! Like twice!