The Weird Randomness of Me!

You there!

Hey, you! Yeah, you! The one that just read this! Yah, YOU. Who do you think I'm talking to, Santa Clause??

OHMIGOSH, Santa if you're reading this I would like to get a pair of Parkour shoes and also....

So I would like some comments I read them all more than 50 million times (no joke) and it would be nice for SOMETHING to end up on my News Feed.

Also,

You are reding my most successful story! My second most is the Amazing Adventures of Cheese Girl.

Thank you and remember-

Never EVER eat peanut butter and jelly dipped in hot sauce. Cuz I thought of it first!!

It's actually not that bad...

I'm serious, you better not be ignoring me.