The Weird Randomness of Me!

Jeff!

Who's heard of Jeff Dunham?

JEFF-FUH-FUH! DUN-ham. com!!! He's a ventriloquist!

Here is part of an act. One dummy is a jalapeño on a stick. José the jalapeño on a stick!!! Another is a purple thing named peanut.

Jeff- alright josé time to go back in the box.

Peanut- AAA!

Jeff- what?

Peanut- I thought you were going to drop him!

José- do not drop me, señor.

Jeff- I won't drop you.

José- good, because then I would be José the Jalapeño on the floor.

Peanut- yeah, do a little tap dance, we got SALSA!!

CUZ HES A JALAPEÑO!! AHAHAHAH!!!! SHUT UP, YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY.