The Weird Randomness of Me!

DESCISONS DESCISONS...

NEXT ALIEN WAR BATTLE!!!!!!

SO I MUST CHOOSE! DESTROY PLANET? JOIN FORCES WITH TWIN AND DEFEAT THE CREEPY LADY?

ME- WHOA, OK, OK. Before I decide ANYTHING, Why do you want to kill us?

Lady (does she has a name? to lazy to check)- Because I want universe domination and you are the only two who can stop me! But you are too selfish to join forces!

Me- Selfish?

Twin- OH NO SHE DIDN'T, THAT *BLEEP* IS GOING DOWN!!!

Me & Twin- *FLY UP INTO THE AIR AND START SPINNING IN A CIRCLE. GLOWS WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE UNIVERSE!!*

Me & Twin- YAAAAAH!!!! *plummet down in a blazing fireball of power aNd electricity!!*

BOOOOOOM!!!!!!

THERE IS A GIGANTIC EXPLOSION WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE UNIVERSE!!

The smoke clears and... WOMAN IS STILL STANDING, WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?!?!??

ME & TWIN- WHAAAAAT THE??

Woman- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

You foolish glorbaxes!!

Me- LANGUAGE!!!!EVEN TWIN ISNT THAT BAD!!

Twin- YEA- HEY!!

Me- We need back-up.

Me- *calls in army of giant spiders*

Twin- *calls all dark angels*

Me- *CALLS ALL DEMONS! THE GROUND SPLITS AND HORRIBLE MONSTERS COME FROM THE GROUND.*

Twin- *calls all her friends*

????Whatever their names are- WE ARE HERE TO HELP!

Me- *calls all my friends*

Them- WE ARE ALSO HERE TO HELP!!

Me & Twin- NOW! ARMIES, ATAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!

*One guy charges*

Me- BOBO! YOU'RE OUT!

Me & Twin- OK, SIMON SAYS, "ATTTTTTAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

*EVERYONE BEGINS TO CAST EVIL/AWESOME/EPIC POWER AT THE WOMAN.*

Light glows very bright and vibrant colors- all that are in existence!!

THERE IS A BLAST OF RAINBOW AND PEOPLE ARE BLOWN AWAY A LITTLE. THEN WHERE THE WOMAN LAST STOOD, THERE WAS A TREE WITH FIREY AND ELECTRIC FRUIT. (They don't burn or shock your tongue they are the best food ever)

AND THE ARMIES HAVE WON!

Bobo- YEAH! *throws fists in the air*

Bobo!! NO TALKING, YOU'RE STILL OUT!!

Bobo- I HATE THIS GAME!!!

BUT WILL WAR CONTINUE??? FIND OUT NOW! OR LATER! WHENEVER... DECIDE TWIN!! WILL WE GO BACK TO OUT WAYS??