The Weird Randomness of Me!

Story of how turds got their name

This is the story of how turds got their name.

Once upon a not-so-long-ago,

There was a dog and it pooped. Some guy stepped in it and was trying to say some swear word and it came out like, "AARGFETURD!!" The guy brightened up like he had not just stepped in dog dander. He declared from that day forward, poop would be known as TURD. And he screamed it out for the whole world to hear. A lady sniffed him and ran away like an insane hotdog.

And that is how turds got their name.

*Children's faces- O_O *