The Weird Randomness of Me!

Ninja

How to tell I am a ninja:

• I once played hide-n-seek. I hid. The friend looking checked my hiding place three times and didn't see me. I finally just came the fourth time cuz seriously, that was taking forever.

• I lurk in da shadows.

• When I am lurking people who don't know of my ninja-ness will say, 'AA! The shadows are moving!' cuz that's what it looks like.

• They don't see me run.

• who can blame them?

• Dats bout it...

• but I am good at this crap.