The Weird Randomness of Me!

Its like a hoops and yoyo card...

This is a birthday card. We wanted to yell happy birthday from the tip of Mount Everest but we hit a few road blocks.

On the inside the little voice thing says-

Well apparently, it's like the tallest mountain in the world. OH MY GOOD-NESS!! And it's really really cold! And in a far away country! To bet!! It's really really risky! Oh! I mean, you take your life in your hands when you go up there. Don't make us go where there's no oxygen! It's a great gesture, it'd be great if we could. But well say happy birthday anyway! Yeah, from right here... and we'll even leave an echo! Ready, 1, 2, 3-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY-AY-AY-AY-ay...

And here's another one...

IM GONNA RUN WITH SCISSORS! RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!!!

AND IM GONNA STAY UP LATE, LATE LATE!

AMD IM LEAVIN' THE SEAT UP! CAN'T MAKE ME PUT IT DOWN!!!

AND IM NOT GONNA CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR!!

AHHAHAHAHA! NO RULES, NO RULES, NO RULES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

This is what my brother heard when he opened up a birthday card. It's another Hoops&Yoyo card.